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I had never been. Vegas was a study in contradiction for me.
The hotel was cheaper than any other hotel on any other cross country trip I have taken. In fact, it was, after special, just under $20 a night. This was good. We were scheduled to be on the first floor, right above the casino floor. This was not so good. The must have been light on visitors, because they bumped us up 10 floors into a suite with a king bed and a jacuzi that normally goes for $500 a night, no extra charge. This was good.
It was hot as hell. This was not so good. The food everywhere we went kinda sucked. In 3 days, I could not find a single decent meal. And most of the food shut down way to early in the evening. I had a hard time finding anything but the worst of the worst after 10 pm. This was not so good.
The gambling.. Meh. I played a few games. Started with $20, and exclusively hit the machines. Penny machines for the first day. With signing up for their club and the bonuses they start you with, I pretty much broke even. The next day I moved to the video poker machines nearest the bartender. Dial down your bet to the lowest denomination, and play video blackjack. Its hard to lose much unless you are just bad at math. Up down up down. The machine reads you as spending a lot, but over the course of any given hour, I generaly lost about a buck. And I was generally offered 1-2 free drinks. Which made it worthwhile, except that I dont really drink. So I had a lot of pineapple juice. I do rather like pineapple juice, so that was good.
So, I tried my hand. It all seemed pretty pointless. I would never walk out on that floor with any money that I wanted to leave it with. Which means that I will never walk into a casino with more than what I feel the free drinks are worth. I would recommend that to others as well, but I know it is harder for some than for others.
After three days I walked out down about 6 bucks, not counting food or lodging. Never made any big bets, never had a desire to. I would go back only with a few provisos- 1) similarly decent lodgings at a similarly cheap price 2) someone local to point me to the decent eats 3) some sort of actual entertainment that I was interested in, at a decent price. I am told that in any given year pretty much any performer that you might want to see will be in Vegas a couple times. But I wasnt in a position to spend an extra 120+ so that we could go see any. 4) not when the temp is well over 100. Put it together, and I'm pretty sure that means I'm never going back, barring some freak occurrence.
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