What did the cannibal to his bud say while eating a clown?

[Inchworm]

"Does this taste funny to you?"

:silly:

[PassingFair]

1. So the cannibal tribe went kind of nuts and killed ALL of the missionaries, including...

old Father Flanigan...boiled him right in his wheel chair.
Poor Father Flanigan hadn't walked or talked or moved his
arms or legs for 3 years.

Later that night, at the cooking pots, the little cannibal
boy made a face at the food from Father Flanigan's pot.
His mother told to to shut up and eat....
































his vegetable.


:hide:

[Inchworm]

2. Oh dear....

:rofl::spray::rofl:

:hi:

[Inchworm]

3. A man was captured by cannibals...

"What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?"

"I was a newspaper man," the man said.

"An editor?"

"No, merely a sub-editor."


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.
"Cheer up. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief."

:)

[PassingFair]

4. Those cannibals are so DROLL! n/t

[Inchworm]

5. Two missionaries were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals

They were both put in a large pot of water with a huge fire under it.

A few minutes later, one "cheeky" missionary(added for PassingFair lol) started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The cheeky missionary said,





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"I just peed in their soup!"

:P

[Inchworm]

6. Holy crap... lol... Three men got lost in the forest

And were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.

The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him-you have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries.

When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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This one made me tear up laughing :rofl:

[Inchworm]

7. A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals...

comes upon a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains.

The sign in the shop read:

Artist Brains $ 9.00

Philosopher Brains $12.00

Scientist Brains $15.00

Republican Brains $29.00

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My, those Republican brains must be quite tasty!"

The butcher replied, "Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how many Republicans you have to kill to get a pound of brains?"
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Ok, I'll stop :D

:beer:

[siligut]

8. A cannibal's dilemma:

If God didn't want us to eat people; why did he make them out of meat?

[Swede]

9. Groan.

:hi:

[TroglodyteScholar]

10. Did you hear about the cannibal who showed up late to the luncheon?

They gave him the cold shoulder.



Two cannibals decide to share a meal, so one of them starts eating at the victim's head while the other starts at his feet. A few minutes of silence pass when the guy who started at the head gets curious and says, "hey, how you doing over there?" The other cannibal replies enthusiastically, "I'm having a ball!"

Outraged, the first cannibal shouts, "SLOW DOWN!!!"

[TroglodyteScholar]

11. What's the first thing the cannibal did after dumping his girlfriend?

Well he wiped his ass, of course!

[pscot]

12. Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold

of the good ship Nancy, brig
And the midshipmite and the bos'un tite
And the crew of the captains gig.

http://home.ccil.org/~cowan/nancybell.html

[jobycom]

13. What did the cannabis say to the clown eating his bud?

"Cannibal."