Richard Simmons not annoying?

[shekina]

According to the website www.amiannoying.com, this is the main reason Richard Simmons might not be annoying: According to GLAAD, more gay men have turned straight because of him than anyone else. Well, I guess that's good for the ladies.

[rooboy]

1. I notice Richard Simmons has been on Faux lately...

good to know that annoying people stick together.

[ronnykmarshall]

2. It's true!

Luckily I've had the Richard Simmons vaccination so I'm still as gay as a goose.

[shekina]

3. good for you

Cause if I was gay and kept being exposed to Richard Simmons I'd be like "Forget this, I'm going through the front door from now on",lol. You obviously have some kind of intestinal fortitude I lack.

[teach1st]

4. You can rate our Bush there, too

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Why he might be annoying
He traded Sammy Sosa and fired Bobby Valentine.
He killed a protected bird called a killdeer and paid a fine (1994).
He ran 3 oil companies into the ground.
He pled guilty to a DWI.
He's the current record holder for most executions by a governor.
He has poor reading skills.
After meeting British PM Tony Blair, the press asked him if they had anything in common and he said, 'Yes, we both use Colgate Toothpaste.'
His grammar is horrible, he says 'Me and Laura' and extends words to non-valid parameters (i.e. 'common sensical').
He got so excited while watching an NFL playoff game, that he choked on a pretzel and fainted (January 13, 2002).
Although both he and his father declared war, not one of his twenty plus children or nieces or nephews have served in the armed forces.

Why he might not be annoying
He did it all for 'the kids!' (The people he can relate to most).
He is ranked in People Magazine's 25 Most Intriguing People (1999).
He gave Saturday Night Live's Wil Farrel a new character.
Risked his life to visit and thank troops in Baghdad, Iraq for Thanksgiving in the middle of a war. He was the first American President to visit Iraq. (November 27, 2003)
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Year In Review:
In 2003, Out of 24348 Votes: 60.64% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 92830 Votes: 65.61% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 119624 Votes: 46.52% Annoying

[shekina]

5. Will Ferrell's impersonation was damning

The best impersonation on SNL ever!! I loved the whole axis of evil skit where Canada, germany, the economy, etc. go on the Axis of Evil. And ya, I guess Bush should be commended for going to Baghdad, it was pretty cool seeing the troops happy like that.