Shit my girlfriend says. Add yours.

[HEyHEY]

Hong: You didn't tell me I look beautiful

Me: I tell you that all the time

Hong: Yes, but you should do it when more people are around.

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Me: Were you watching me while I sleep?

Hong: Yes

Me: That's creepy, you shouldn't watch people while they sleep

Hong: I do it on the subway, there's nothing else to watch

Me: They have TVs there! Watch them!

Hong: Yes, but the TVs know you're watching them, it's not as much fun.

[Kaleva]

1. self delete

[Skittles]

3. WHAT did you say, Kaleva?

GIVE IT UP!!!

[Kaleva]

6. My wife would kill me if she had read what I wrote.

We both still laugh about it to this day but it wasn't one of her brighter moments.

[Skittles]

24. I have great respect for your wife!

yes INDEED! :D

[Skittles]

2. I find her exceedingly logical

scheduling HEyHEy's clueless ass for ass kicking

[HEyHEY]

4. She had a bunch of weird ones this weekend.

Though usually she spends most of her time threatening to cut of my dick if it touches anyone but her. She's like a Female, Chinese Joe Pesci.

[Skittles]

5. she sounds awesome to me

yes INDEED

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. The gift that keeps on giving...

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...I can't stop laughing about "She's like a Female, Chinese Joe Pesci".
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[NewJeffCT]

15. What do you mean I'm funny?

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

[Bucky]

19. I want to clarify that, with the following rofl smily, I'm not laughing *at* you...

:rofl: but sadly, I cannot clarify any such thing, no matter how badly I want to. You fret constantly about getting a GF... and now that you do have one, it turns out she's borderline psycho and your capacity to produce future Heylings is at serious risk! Ha?

Oh, wait... that's not funny at all. I've quit laughing. It may be time to start keeping a packed bag at hand ready for a quick getaway. And maybe take some self defense classes while you're over there. I'd hate to lose a long time Lounger.

[JVS]

7. She thinks the TV is sentient?

[HEyHEY]

8. It's China, everyone's watching you.

TVs included

[old mark]

10. This is a GF from long, long ago...

Me : You're always nagging me...

Her: I'm not nagging, I'm just telling you what to do...


Former GF...from long, long ago.

mark

[Rambis]

17. "you have a black belt in Nagfoo"

My brother in law to his girlfriend and his mother-

[denbot]

11. "I don't nag, you just need direction, all men need direction, that's why we marry you".

She is a true believer.

[jobycom]

12. Stop posting about me to those losers on DU or I'll break your typing fingers.

That's what she would say if I had a girlfriend, anyway.

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. Not being a TV watcher, but seeing references to the show -- until this thread I kept thinking...

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...it was "Shit", my dad says.
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And I couldn't figure out what the hell that meant. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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[WillParkinson]

14. I wish I could, but...

I don't know your girlfriend. :P

[Dr. Strange]

16. Oh Dr. Strange, you do it so much faster than flvegan.

Ha! Take that idiot6!





Wait a minute...

[flvegan]

22. She called you "Rabbit" for a reason.

[marzipanni]

18. Are you interested in becoming a Laction Counsultant?

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Oh, sorry. Your girlfriend would not want you to be where Laction is. ;)

[Iggo]

20. Aw, man.

Mine's way too dirty for this board.

[Throd]

21. "I named him Sphincter, like that giant statue in Egypt".

She was introducing me to her cat.

[flvegan]

23. "No, you CAN'T have sex with my sister."

So annoying, that.

[kimi]

25. Ok, that made me spit out my wine.

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

26. She sounds pretty sane to me

I don't have a GF, but here's my wife.

"That's Not Normal!"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7302230

[sakabatou]

27. "How come you only have one TV?"