Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

[Tripper11]

I am...speechless!


Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to.... http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report
">the rest of the story!

[JonLP24]

1. OMG

That is the sickest and most unusual story I've read in a long time.

I'm :puke: and :rofl: at the same time.

[Systematic Chaos]

2. I thought we had a policy against sex threads featuring malodorous vaginas.

:shrug:

[sakabatou]

3. UGH

[NewJeffCT]

4. I think I'd go for the slit throat

what a crazy situation.

[joneschick]

5. dammit! I *know* better than to click thru on these threads...

thanks for sharing. :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. !

:rofl:

[Bertha Venation]

7. NSFW

:(

[Connie_Corleone]

8. Thanks for the warning.

I'll wait until I'm at home to click that link.

[Tripper11]

14. Oh sorry for the lack of a NSFW....

I guess thinking it was a reader, it was ok.
Again sorry.

[kick-ass-bob]

9. *shudder*

*shudders some more*

[Swede]

10. That's a hard looking 41.

There ain't no going back in time.

[rug]

11. “Somebody is going to (insert phrase of choice) or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

:rofl:

[nolabear]

12. eep.

[dawg]

13. See, this is what's out there for me.

No wonder I'm so fucking depressed. And this chick is actually two years *younger* than me. I swear to God, I'm just going to stay celibate if I can't do any better than that.

Life is so disappointing.

[siligut]

19. There is a whole lot more going on with her than just being past 30

Just seeing her picture and reading the article tells me that. Completely disassociate yourself from this woman.

[Connie_Corleone]

15. Finally read it.

That was...:puke: :puke:

[Demoiselle]

16. Oh jeez, that's so sad.

Pity and disgust really don't make me laugh, I'm afraid.

[Name removed]

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[backwoodsbob]

17. I think I know her :)

rofl

[Moondog]

20. Hmmm.

You are what you eat.

Or so I'm told.

And, while I am sympathetic to this lady's plight, "vagitosis" is a very tough hurdle to leap.

[pintobean]

21. The Lounge should be very proud of itself.

There's only one deleted message in this thread.
That's amazing.

[rurallib]

22. didn't say if the police could smell the evidence when they arrived.

[nolabear]

23. eep.