Please help me out--I need a word as strong as, but more socially acceptable, than

[raccoon]

the word "asshole."

[MilesColtrane]

1. Fustilarian

[raccoon]

3. I'll have to google that one. nt

[raccoon]

4. That'll work.

Definitions of fustilarian on the Web:

•A low fellow; a stinkard; a scoundrel
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fustilarian

[hobbit709]

2. I've found that "Pompous Prig" works.

[BurtWorm]

5. mother scratcher

[HopeHoops]

6. "Dickweed"

[Systematic Chaos]

7. I'd go with vas deferens.

95% of the people you use it around won't have one fucking clue what you just said. :evilgrin:

[mikeytherat]

8. Hemorrhoid, because assholes are functional.

mikey_the_rat

[lightningandsnow]

9. Waste of oxygen.

[wysimdnwyg]

10. Jackwagon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo

[joeybee12]

11. Douchenozzle...nt

[auntAgonist]

12. stinking anal orifice. n/t

[Heidi]

13. Reprobate. (nt)

[Blue_Tires]

14. wanker

[TZ]

15. Schmuck

or Putz (though that one really is a bad word)

[RadiationTherapy]

16. Socksucker.

[struggle4progress]

17. scurvy knave

[Gormy Cuss]

18. Jerk, cad, fiend, lout...

to name a few.

[Brickbat]

19. Butt cheese.

[Iggo]

20. 'Jerk' seems to be universally acceptable.

Still, "asshole" gets the point across, even if you raise a few eyebrows.

If ya gotta, just soften it up with a modifier...try "fuckin' asshole."