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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-10 05:39 PM
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The cop and the blonde
A blonde is swerving all over the road, so a police officer pulls her over.

police: ma'am why are you driving so recklessly?

blonde: because everywhere I go there's this tree in the way.

police: ma'am, that's your air freshener.
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 01:29 AM
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1. a blonde is driving
across kansas when she spots off in a wheatfield another blonde in a row boat casting for trout in the wheat
she pulls quickly to the roadside
exits her car
and yells
"damn it its blondes like you that give us all a bad name!!! i have half a mind to swim out there and kick your ass!!!"
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chemenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 02:20 PM
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2. Locking

Statement is a broad brush, inflammatory comment which appears to refer to blondes.

Thanks.


:evilgrin:
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-10 02:54 PM
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3. A blonde is walking through the woods and comes to a fast moving river...
Edited on Tue Nov-09-10 02:54 PM by A HERETIC I AM
She looks and looks for a place to cross but can't find one.

Then she sees another blonde on the opposite bank and yells
"Hey! How do I get to the other side?"

The blonde yells back

"You ARE on the other side."
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