The cop and the blonde
newcriminal
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Mon Nov-08-10 05:39 PM
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A blonde is swerving all over the road, so a police officer pulls her over.
police: ma'am why are you driving so recklessly?
blonde: because everywhere I go there's this tree in the way.
police: ma'am, that's your air freshener.
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SwampG8r
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Tue Nov-09-10 01:29 AM
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across kansas when she spots off in a wheatfield another blonde in a row boat casting for trout in the wheat she pulls quickly to the roadside exits her car and yells "damn it its blondes like you that give us all a bad name!!! i have half a mind to swim out there and kick your ass!!!"
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Tue Nov-09-10 02:20 PM
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Statement is a broad brush, inflammatory comment which appears to refer to blondes.
Thanks.
:evilgrin:
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A HERETIC I AM
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Tue Nov-09-10 02:54 PM
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3. A blonde is walking through the woods and comes to a fast moving river... |
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Edited on Tue Nov-09-10 02:54 PM by A HERETIC I AM
She looks and looks for a place to cross but can't find one.
Then she sees another blonde on the opposite bank and yells "Hey! How do I get to the other side?"
The blonde yells back
"You ARE on the other side."
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