Cherpumple: The Turducken of Desserts

[WillParkinson]

Cherry pie + pumpkin pie + apple pie = cherpumple, the "turducken of desserts." Its inventor says his creation "both intrigues and horrifies." Blech. Turducken, on the other hand, is delicious.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/11/cherpumple-turducken-of-desserts.html

[Tobin S.]

1. Thanks. I gained 3 pounds just by looking at that

How's it going, Will? Have you got a new car now or were they able to fix yours?

[WillParkinson]

2. Nah, ours was totaled.

We got a 2011 Ford Fusion.



The steering wheel and instruments are my favorite part. :-)

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I'm a carnivore, BIGTIME, but turduckens have always grossed me out a little...

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...an EXCELLENT example of form over function.
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But that cherpumple is fucking AWESOME!!!!!
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I want one. NO...
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...I WANT 700!!!!
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Death by cherpumple is my new self-destructive behavior.
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SUH-WEET!!!!!
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Though I can see an intervention will be in order and, of course, my
denial ("YOU JUST WANT MY CHERPUMPLE!!!!") Which, of course, will
ALSO be a statement of reality.
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Then... the damn meetings.
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"Hi (slurpgobblegulpburp), I'm MiddleFingerMom and I'm a cherpumpleholic."
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"HI, MIDDLEFINGERMOM!!!!! (slurpgobblegulpburp)"
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(sorry for this... that picture obviously has me gastronomically tumescent -- in OH so many ways)
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I've finally, FINALLY found something bigger than my head that I could (and would) eat in one seating.
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[Bunny]

4. Now if they would just deep-fry that, it's be perfect.

:9

[nuxvomica]

5. Cherpumple, cherpumple, cherpumple, the pie that I won't eat

Cherpumple, cherpumple, cherpumple, but boy it does look sweet.

:puke: