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[Tuesday Afternoon]

[HopeHoops]

1. No, but I would walk away if there wasn't anything vegetarian to eat.

[Swede]

2. You really really bread your fried chicken with corn flakes?

:hi:

[Inchworm]

3. I've never paid THAT much!

:*

[woo me with science]

4. The only other option was velcro. nt

[petronius]

5. The moral is, if you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it!

:hi:

[FloridaJudy]

6. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them

[newcriminal]

7. You know that rash might not just be a rash.

After reading it all, I say go see your doctor.

[LynneSin]

8. Seriously, I could have told you that condoms will not prevent the spread of crabs

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

9. I've never understood why Abe Vigoda wasn't chosen to host "Deal or No Deal."

It's a mystery.

[Connie_Corleone]

10. You have to put batteries in it before it can work properly.

[MissHoneychurch]

11. Don't forget to buy bread

:D

[rug]

12. Stay out of museums.

[Glassunion]

13. Don't scratch it. Just shave off the hair and apply the ointment 2 times a day.

[BurtWorm]

14. No soap. Radio.

:patriot:

[madinmaryland]

15. That reminds me of a really funny situation I saw at the store yesterday...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:D

[rug]

16. Besides, you don't have to show your damn receipt.

[Brickbat]

17. What with the weather the way it's been, I don't blame you a bit.

[Xipe Totec]

18. terse nt

[jobycom]

19. Timmy says it makes his nipples hurt, too. nt

[progressoid]

20. I thought the same thing when my daughter said I owe her six bucks.

[EastTennesseeDem]

21. No way! I too had an odd sexual experience involving shrooms and a neck massager.

[Capn Sunshine]

22. I thought I was the only one left who was bullish on .

:hug: yay for .

[applegrove]

23. I'll get on that right away!

[JTG of the PRB]

24. That's what she said!

:rofl:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

25. XYYABB,up,up,left,down

If that don't work then I don't know.

[MiddleFingerMom]

26. Do you have ANY idea how many times I've been told that?!?!?!? n/t

[EastTennesseeDem]

27. *sneeze*

[rug]

28. You should have nothing to do with him if he's circumcised.

[nolabear]

29. "The Aristocrats!"