Join me in a loving memorial tribute to Kali's husband's dear departed half-colon (DIAL-UP WARNING)

[MiddleFingerMom]

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As many of you may or may not know, Kalihubby just got out of the
hospital following surgery where they proactively removed half of
his colon -- prognosis is EXCELLENT (HOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!)
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This is a memorial tribute to the half of his colon that has made
that final journey over that brown rainbow bridge. Feel free to
add a few words of eulogy if you wish.
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1. Preliminaries:
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Kalihubby and Kali spent a lot of time researching and interviewing proctologists
before making a final decision on who they wahted to perform the surgery.
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This is what Kalihubby has been left with:
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FANTASTIC NEWS -- In just a matter of very little time, Kalihubby will be fully functional again.
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Rumor has it that the half-colon that was removed has been put out to stud on a nice ranch -- and should lead a perfectly normal life... with a few problems here-and-there:
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[rurallib]

1. MFM you have outdone thyself

I split a gut reading this.
Better wait a few days before Kalihubby reads it.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Well done!

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. O .............. ...................... M .................... ....................... G !

Kali, I wish Mr. Kali all the best.

DU, Hugh Janus is a username that must find a sockpuppet right fucking now.

MFM, Solid Firm Gold. And also speaks well for you and your regard for the Kalis. Bravo.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Meh... ... ... ... ... ... they're OK...

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[MrMickeysMom]

4. Well DONE!

Oh my God... I can't decide which one was the most hilarious, but it was well put together. I'm thinking the cheerleading squad right now.

I laughed my Janus off.

[kimi]

5. Well done MFM!!

LOL.

But I gotta wonder what the Google folks think about what you must be typing into that "Search" box.

All the best to Kali Hubby. Hope he's feeling better soon!

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. Sometimes, to search where I want to search...

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... I have to turn off all my "content filters" -- and I actually cringe every
time I do that.
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It ain't pretty. Sometimes, I feel like I should be getting "hazardous material" pay.
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For example, looking for a good donkey picture, I had to remove the filters from one of the
major search engines to get through to "funny ass".
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Times like that... I come CLOSE to peeking through my fingers.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

Oh. My. God.

Frikkin hilarious!

Thank you!

That must have taken some really awesome Google skills...

I just hope that Kali's husband doesn't bust a gut laughing...:hide: :scared:


:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. My dear CaliforniaPeggy...

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...this one took a leetle work.
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Was energized by the good news, though.
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[Demoiselle]

8. A work of genius, MFM.

For some reason, I cackled most uncontrollably at the cheerleaders.
Thank you.

[GoCubsGo]

9. Glad I already drank my coffee

Now, I don't have to worry about cleaning the monitor.

[nolabear]

11. Doood, there must be a way to make $$ by being so googlilliant.

I can only think of one thing to add:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=008BPUdQ1XA

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. If I'm so illiant... how come I ain't figgered OUT that way? (I wish!!!!) n/t

[whistler162]

14. So are you making haggis?

Sorry couldn't resist.


Hope he gets out of the hospital quickly, at least for the nurses sake.

[Dr. Strange]

15. It's not a half-colon.

It's a semicolon. Bunch of illiterate bastards!

[Kali]

16. OMFG!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :yourock: :fistbump: :spank: :wow: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


INSPIRED! You are a fucking loon!

[applegrove]

17. Brilliant!

[progressoid]

18. Some of these are going to my Dad for his next "exam"

:spray:

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