GOP Proposes Name change to "Thanksgiving"

[Beavker]

The "giving" part makes the Holiday sound too Socialist, so the proposed name change would be to "Thanksearning", as only those that truly 'earn' are worthy of thanks. Or, "Thankstaking", which is more of a Capitalist viewpoint, and what this country was about to embrace.

:sarcasm:

[WinkyDink]

1. I recommend Thanksfornothin'.

[Rochester]

2. They're just mad they won't have Thanksgiving in Washington this year...

...because the turkey went home to Texas almost two years ago!

[jobycom]

3. Or maybe Thanksforgivingusyour money nt

[jmowreader]

4. Just in: GOP changes "Thanksgiving" to "Thank You Jesus Day"

See, it was Jesus who sent the noble savages to the Pilgrims to tell them, "if you stay on the beach you are going to fucking die, so get your asses behind that ridge with us" so we are going to commemorate Thank You Jesus Day.