The word of the day is rigid feminine pleasure device

[pokerfan]

Replace any word in a thread title with "rigid feminine pleasure device."

Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after allegedly attempting to strike a cop with a sex toy.



As part of an investigation into a claim that Bildsten had skipped out on a restaurant bill last night, an officer from the Gurnee Police Department accompanied the suspect to her apartment, where she promised to retrieve money to pay the tab, according to a police press release.

However, when Bildsten reached inside a dresser drawer to get the purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a threatening manner.” The officer responded by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he was struck with the device.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/meet-illinois-woman-arrested-assaulting-cop-vibrator

<Insert penal code joke here>

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Join me in a loving memorial tribute to Kali's husband's dear departed rigid feminine pleaure device

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. This rigid feminine pleasure device is a little long, but funny! n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Carrie Prejean is pregnant... and thinking about names for her rigid feminine pleasure device. n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. damn it people, keep your rigid feminine pleasure device in!!

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OK... I can RETIRE on that one.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

5. IBT rigid feminine pleasure device L. n/t

[pokerfan]

6. Winner

Game over, man.

[jberryhill]

7. The "Sport Mom" T-Shirt Really Completes The Story /nt

[Brickbat]

8. Help! My niece found a rigid feminine pleasure device in some grapes!

Or, alternately, Help! My niece found a black widow spider in some rigid feminine pleasure devices!

[jobycom]

9. Is DU becoming a rigid feminine pleasure device?

[struggle4progress]

10. The current episodes of rigid feminine pleasure device suck ass!

[HopeHoops]

11. Remember - ALWAYS make sure the batteries are fresh - The time change is when to check them.

[edbermac]

12. She was clearly violating the Illinois penal code.

:rofl:

[guitar man]

13. !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[meow2u3]

14. Hand tools or power tools?

Police didn't provide any details because they didn't confiscate the "offending" rigid feminine pleasure device. I guess they didn't want the cops getting their kicks by using it during down time. :evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

15. *face palm*