Kool-Aid turns your poop green (I'm drunk, ask me something)

[cheezus]

Poll question: Kool-Aid turns your poop green (I'm drunk, ask me something)

It's been one of those days. Got home and started putting the fake-russian-sounding-cheap-vodka in my kool-aid. I took a poop a while ago and it was bright green from the (non boozedup) koolaid I was drinking last night. It doesn't seem to matter which color you pick if you want green turds (tho bright blue seems to work the BEST), so long as you drink 3+ glasses of kool-aid

So anyway, following the long tradition of "ask me anything" post that I never got, ask me SOMETHING - before I have to go, drunk, to have dinner with the in-laws.



Note to Freepers: just because I'm a moron doesn't mean all DUers are drunks - I'm just out of

[JVS]

1. The Miracle of Green Poop!

BTW what flavor was it? I'm guessing it was grape.

[wyldwolf]

3. That would be a good guess..

...I used to drink gallons of sugar-free grape... and produced the loveliest shade of dark green.

[JVS]

4. I always drink purple stuff before St. Patricks day

Then when I am at the bar I can leave a properly colored turd in the toilet

[cheezus]

5. combination of ice blue rasp lemonade and berry blue

but any koolaid featureing blue dye will do the trick

[SmileyBoy]

2. That's the Grand Forks water, not Kool Aid!!!

Don't you know that 160,000 people 75 miles south of you shit in your water???:D:D:D

[cheezus]

6. oh well, we don't have it as bad as winnipeg

[cheezus]

7. wow 1/3 of the peope are down on me for f'n up

i thought we were democrats

[Triple H]

8. Dude...

You've never had red poop, did you? (not blood)