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Take some boneless, skinless chicken breasts and beat them to death with a meat tenderisor. (I mean really beat them into submission. If you can read newsprint threw them or they start falling apart in your hands, you're on the right track.) Dredge them in a mixture of flour, salt, fresh ground pepper and garlic powder.
Lightly brown them in butter. Take them out. In the same pan with the butter and batter residue, add sliced mushrooms. Simmer about 10 minutes.
Put the chicken back in. Add 1 cup of cream. Simmer (covered) for 10 minutes. Then take out the chicken and mushrooms. (Throw them in the oven or something just enough to keep 'em warm.) Add half a cup of champagne to the remaining liquid. Boil until it reaches a creamy consistency.
Serve the chicken on rice (best) or noodles and drench the whole thing with the champagne/cream sauce.
You'll probably die quickly from a heart attack but it's damn well worth it :)
It's not nearly as laborious as it sounds, it's actually fairly quick and easy. And everyone you serve it to will love you forever.
Another good one is roast garlic.
Take some garlic bulbs and cut off the top third. Put in a baking dish. Drizzle with olive oil. Sprinkle some rosemary and thyme on them. Bake, covered, at 450 for 30 to 40 minutes.
When they are done, squeeze out the garlic. (This is the only difficult part, mostly because it's messy.) You can mix the resulting ooze with a little butter if you want or not. Serve with French bread. Easy and almost unbearably delicious.
Khash. (gotta go cook now!)
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