Q: What do squirrels eat when they run out of acorns?

[VioletLake]

A: They move on to the b-corns.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[VioletLake]

11. Spider monkeys is what I call my small nephews, btw. nt

[VioletLake]

2. Sly. I know.

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[TorchTheWitch]

3. they seem to prefer trash anyway

and patio furniture

[VioletLake]

7. And bird seed.

Last year, I resigned myself to feeding all the animals, until the pigeons showed up.

:scared:

[csziggy]

22. I was doing that until the deer started eating the bird seed

I can't afford 25-40 pounds of seed a night to feed those voracious beasts!

I need to go buy some bird seed, but I am getting deer repellent at the same time. The deer keep walking up to the windows of the house, looking in and wondering why I have not put out the buffet yet this year.

Doe season starts soon. We may have venison for Christmas!

[Ikonoklast]

4. People.

[VioletLake]

5. Cute :)

Beware of animals with eyes on the sides of their heads.

[msanthrope]

6. The slowly rotting jack-o-laterns in the back yard....

Last week I approached a mouldering one, since it was trash day.

The fucker moved.

I screamed like a little girl and ran.

The squirrel poked its head out of the mouth and continued to munch.

[VioletLake]

8. LOL

They made me pick all my peaches a week early this year. I looked out my window one morning and they were having a peach tasting party.

[Angry Dragon]

9. Mine like sunflower seeds

[VioletLake]

10. They open them individually, eat the inside, and toss the shell.

The chipmunks pack their cheeks with them and zoom off to store them. One summer I was able to sit 2-3 feet away after some practice.

[Crystal Clarity]

12. It's cute how they use their little 'hands' isn't it?

Especially when they are sitting on their hind legs stuffing their faces. I don't mind them eating the bird food because it's fun to watch them too. :hi:

[VioletLake]

14. Very cute, the chipmunks especially.

I had to stop feeding them when the pigeons discovered our little arrangement. The seed that took all the other animals a day to eat was devoured in 15 minutes. They used to wait for me on the peak of my roof and on my neighbors' roofs. I quit the day I counted 40.

[Crystal Clarity]

18. I don't blame you.

Sounds like an awful lot of pigeons to feed. What a bummer though. :-(

[VioletLake]

19. The good news is that they didn't discover me until the end of August.

It was a bummer having to stop, but I would have had to do it anyway. Habits are made that are hard to break. They came around every day for weeks, and I couldn't bear to even look.

[Demoiselle]

13. ....Their hearts out?

[VioletLake]

15. organ meat

:puke:

autocannibalism

:puke: :puke:

[TZ]

16. I don't know but I suppose post bad puns if they are feeling corny...

:P

[VioletLake]

17. cornier than usual, thanks

:P

[Paladin]

20. My Expensive Bird Seed, The Little Bastards..... (n/t)

[eppur_se_muova]

21. When one squirrel runs out, he just eats his neighbor's nuts. nt