The Skittles Appreciation Thread

[WillParkinson]

I've never known anyone who makes a butt-whooping sound like it might actually be fun.

[denbot]

1. WillParkinson has been scheduled for an asskissing!!!!

Yes indeed!!!
:hug:

[WillParkinson]

2. Skittles doesn't have to schedule...

I'm always available.

[Skittles]

3. SCEHDULING DENBOT FOR ASS KICKING

JUST BECAUSE IT'S FRIGGIN' TIME AGAIN :D

[saigon68]

31. Where's the A3C with the beer?

[Skittles]

43. A SKTITLES CLASSIC!

:D

[Crystal Clarity]

47. Whoa Skittles...

You are hot! No wonder why everyone is lining up for an ass kicking. Heck, even I want one now and I'm straight... lol. :loveya:

[Skittles]

48. well, that was 33 years ago :O

but, I still weigh the same and no gray hair yet so I've preserved fairly well :D

[saigon68]

49. Awesome !!!

[xchrom]

4. i'm free friday at noon for an ass-kicking from

the fabulous skittles.

but i need to go out and buy ass kicked shoes.

[Lil Missy]

5. I dunno, she keeps saying she will kick my ass.

I get all dressed up wearing nothing but my pink boa for her, then she never follows through. Promises, Promises.

[KG]

6. the tightest glutes in the western hemispere.

all the ass-kicking is a great work-out!

[JohnnyLib2]

7. When does Skittles take the next plane trip?

I can hardly wait for the video...... :evilgrin:

[grasswire]

19. hahahahaha! (eom)

[Rosie1223]

8. YES, INDEED!

yeah, I know I'm asking for it.....

:hi:

[some guy]

9. That's it?

lots and lots of ass kickings needing to be scheduled.

I think I'm not due for a while, yet. . . :*

:7

[Bertha Venation]

10. Skittles may be the only DUer with a pet named after her

I brought my cat Skittles into the house as a five-week-old feral. I picked her up and she KICKED MY ASS! I bled from my neck to my knees.

I named her Skittles on the spot.

[TK421]

11. Skittles can kick my ass any time she wants...and I've been waiting a while

[rug]

12. It's one thing to have your ass kicked. It's another thing entirely to say thank you.

[WillParkinson]

13. Well, when you're gonna get your butt kicked...

Go with the best, I say.

[Skittles]

27. RUG DOESN'T JUST THANK ME, HE PAYS ME

JUST SAYIN'

[Kali]

14. oh hell yes

major girl crush on that woman!

[Heidi]

15. Adore her. 1 jillion percent. (nt)

[siligut]

16. I'm in

The best asskicking I've ever hoped to appreciate.

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. I have actually nothing to SAY in this thread...

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[Skittles]

40. my coworkers howled over the "breast chart"

:rofl:

[Tikki]

18. One of DU's oldies but super goodies...

I mean in time here on DU.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T8qwf1IVJA ;-)


Tikki

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. I just love her!

I still remember when, as a n00b, she offered to kick my ass! I was scared and wondered what in hell was going on?

I even PM'd her for clarification, which I got!

She is the best....yes INDEED!

:pals:

[nolabear]

21. Skittles, Skittles, She's our man! If she can't kick ass no one can!

Skittles, Skittles, she's our woman,
She'll kick your ass and leave you moanin'?

(needs work)

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. Yay, Skittles!

[Lasher]

23. I got an ass kicking from Skittles.

But it was just a flesh wound.

[Moondog]

24. Skittles threatened me with scheduling me for an asskicking ...

hmmm, about a year and a half ago, if memory serves.

Sadly she never made good on her threat.

But, despite that notable failure, she seems to be a fun person.

So .... Yay Skittles!

On edit - and then there is the fact that anyone who did time in the AF is aces with me, as I went down that road too.

[Skittles]

26. I WILL KICK WHINING MOONDOG ASS

YES INDEED

[Moondog]

30. Heh. Atta girl ....

[Call Me Wesley]

25. I'm still sore,

but I like it. INDEED!

;)

[trof]

28. I wholeheartedly and happily sign on to this thread.

Skittles is a classy broad.
I say that with the utmost affection and respect.

I have it on very good authority that she walks on water, leaps tall buildings with but a single bound, is faster than a speeding locomotive (or possibly an F-15), and the single most effective defender of The American Way!

And she's a Stone Fox.

And if you don't believe me,
SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

Believe me, her ass-kicking abilities are well known, not just here on DU, but throughout the universe.

GO, SKITS!
:hug:

[old mark]

29. Words fail me...but a great ass kicking will never let you down...nt

[Solly Mack]

32. I'll sign on to this

[Haole Girl]

33. Sure, I'll kick this

Or, should I say KICK SOME ASS here? ;-)

[madrchsod]

34. here`s to skittles......

[Aristus]

35. I love Skittles.

:loveya:

Although she has threatened several times, she has never kicked my ass...

B-)

[bettyellen]

36. I adore Skittles! Always have... yes indeed.

[HEyHEY]

37. Imma get her pregnant!

[cherokeeprogressive]

38. Skittles mmm hmmm. n/t

[OhioChick]

39. You gotta love Skittles!

:toast:

[Skittles]

41. :O

(offshore, regarding alert): I cannot start task

me: It's been down for five weeks

(offshore): OK

:mad:

[texanwitch]

42. Skittles rules.

:toast: :headbang:

[jotsy]

44. I appreciate being able to threaten people without them knowing it!

"You want I should break out that Skittles thing on ya?" I ask with a Spocky brow.

And they're just baffled!

So thanks for kicking ass in just such a way and on the most deserving matters.

[Archae]

45. Skittles still owes me an ass-kicking...

From that time I posted a picture of "Taste The Rainbow." ;-)

[Skittles]

46. giving you a break

because I so surely enjoyed the ass-whooping the Packers gave the Cowboys; very sweet INDEED! :D

[Forkboy]

50. She's one of the few reasons left to even come to DU anymore.