I have a 66% chance of surviving a zombie holocaust, according to this quiz.

[Deep13]

http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/zombie_survival_test_6

Being old and fat probably hurt my chances. Plus it may have disagreed with some of my transportation and weapon choices.

[gizmonic]

1. Me? Only 56% chance of survival.

That's depressing. I know I have a better shot of surviving than 56%.

[Deep13]

4. I picked "regular car" over the more machismo vehicles.

I figured the Civic Hybrid would go a lot further than a 4WD truck. Maybe I lost points for that.

[struggle4progress]

2. I figure it's kind of a wash

I have 0% chance of surviving a zombie attack and also 0% chance of actually dying in one

Plus, I'm not sure these online zombie survival quizzes are reliable: the last one I took seemed to give me survival credit for having friends and even more survival credit if I were willing to use wounded friends as zombie-bait, which seemed to me to be unclear on the concept "friend"

[Deep13]

3. LOL. A lot of these survival scenarios seem to overlook the fact...

...that a zombie holocaust is impossible.

[bluedigger]

8. Unreccing for unsubstantiated statement!

What? You got some private knowledge?

[Deep13]

11. You can absolutely trust me on this BRA-A-AINS! ...whoa.

Anyway, there is no chance of a zombie holocaust. Defenses are just a waste of time and will only make you look foolish. Now if you excuse me, I think there is someone in that old farmhouse.

[LynneSin]

5. I only got 42% but seriously, do I really want to live in a world where Zombies are invading?

Wait, I already do - they are called Teabaggers

:rofl:

[csziggy]

6. I'm toast - only 27% chance of surviving. n/t

[bluedigger]

7. 73% suckas!

"You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over"

I think I took a hit on my age...:grr:

[denbot]

9. Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! 32 fucking percent!?!?!?!?

I guess I should have raided the selfish survivors camp.

our results for this quiz have been calculated and are
presented below:
You are 32% likely to survive
 

You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you
are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what
Romero and Synder portray it to be.our results for this quiz
have been calculated and are presented below:
You are 32% likely to survive
 

You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you
are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what
Romero and Synder portray it to be.

[Supply Side Jesus]

10. Only 45%?!

I figured my firearms training and readily access to them would get me higher.... :(

I guess I better learn to fly a Heli and exercise more !!

[guitar man]

12. 84%

Presented with a survival of the fittest scenario I'm a cold hard SOB I guess :D

[dembotoz]

13. you already survivied--the election was nov 2nd

[Deep13]

14. Yeah, but the feeding frenzy does not start until January.