Putting the "Rant" in Deodorant

[Nuclear Unicorn]

Who comes up with these ridiculous scents for deodorant?

Arctic Breeze?

Really?

I wouldn't know what the hell an arctic breeze smells like so I'm not entirely sure I want to smell like one. For all I know it smells like fish-glutted polar bear poop depending on where one stands.

Why not come up with scents that people enjoy smelling like...

Freshly Popped Popcorn

or

Roasted Garlic

Who doesn't love the smell of popcorn or roasted garlic?

For the socially challenged they could market "Just Got Laid" for those want to impress people by smelling like a sweaty love monkey.


At least I would know what I'm getting.

Thank-you

:rant:

[MorningGlow]

1. Vanilla

Apparently that's an appealing scent to everyone--smelling like something nummy baking. :)

[Tikki]

2. That is weird...because I just got this...

lipstick in the mail...from online..and it smells like chocolate covered lemons and prunes.

Good thing is that the smell goes away quickly.

The lipstick's name is "vinyl":shrug: and it looks great.


Tikki

[madinmaryland]

3. Just wonderful. It's bad enough when someone make popcorn at work, but

imagine sitting in a meeting with burnt popcorn emanating from someone's armpit or nether region.

:puke:

[trof]

4. I always admire a good deoder-rant.

I'm partial to 'Ocean Breeze'.
Finest kind.
I smell like Nantucket.
Minus the whales.
;-)