Any uranium experts in here?

[rug]

I have a little . . . er . . . project that's hit a snag.

[sarge43]

1. Have a refrigerator handy ... just in case. n/t

[rug]

2. It's already full of Mixed-base Hydrogen Peroxide.

[struggle4progress]

3. Sterilize the bottles first. Don't overdo the yeast. Find a place in your basement

[rug]

4. Truth be told, I was thinking of someone else's basement.

[Swede]

5. Nope,my expertrise is in neptunium.

:shrug:

[Ptah]

6. Try this:

[pokerfan]

7. Are you trying to achieve fission?

[struggle4progress]

9. If he was gonna attempt fission, why would he need a uranium expert?

You just need a string, a hook, a worm, a river, and a six pack

[bluedigger]

8. Everything you need is in the intertubes.

Just blow into them.

[hunter]

10. It's the red one.

wikipedia