Imagine meeting this guy at the grocery store...

[madinmaryland]

(or anywhere outside of an airport)

[Auggie]

1. Reminds me of "Turn your head and cough"

:wtf:

[madinmaryland]

3. What's scary is that he seems to be throroughly enjoying what he is doing.

:scared:

[Lucian]

2. If I worked in a restaurant, I'd spit in his food.

[nolabear]

4. Note to self: Do NOT wear a skirt to the airport.

Or, go commando. Wish I had the female-type gonads to do that. Or find a way to "build a better mousetrap" to place strategically, iykwim. I'LL give you Theater!

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Me: "So... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... are you single?" n/t

[yankeepants]

7. Where are all your dots?

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I figured I'd do something radical...

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[musette_sf]

6. "Chestnut cleanup on Aisle 6"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. and I thought my job sucked

sheesh. poor schmuck.

[tainted_chimp]

10. His face kind of reminds me of this guy:

Just don't speak any french in his midst.



(I know. I'm weird.)

[Brother Buzz]

11. Looks more like Alex Karras to me