Thread to cheer me up because I didn't get nominated in LynneSin's Sexiest Man Alive Poll

[taterguy]

Help me out people.

My self-esteem is based on the opinions of people I don't know and will never meet.

:cry:

:cry:

[madinmaryland]

1. Lighten up, Francis. The only men to make it were tollbooth attendants in Delaware.

[rug]

2. Buck up and have some fries.

[trof]

3. Ya need ta man up.

I'm just sayin'.
;-)

[taterguy]

4. Not helpful

Just sayin'

[trof]

5. Sorry. OK, try this:

Light some aroma candles.
Several.
Run a hot tub.
Get in.
Breathe deeply.
:-)

[taterguy]

7. No tub at my house, just a shower stall

Could my life suck any more?

[trof]

8. OK, put the candles OUTSIDE the shower stall.

INSIDE won't work at all.

[Kaleva]

13. Calcium flares will work in a shower

[Sky Masterson]

6. I didn't get fucking nominated either

:mad:

[Rosie1223]

9. Post the sledding picture again

And you'll surely garner some votes.

:hi:

[taterguy]

10. Sledding picture? Was that something I posted during my phase of heavy drinking?

Not sure what you're talking about.

[Chan790]

11. Oh I didn't get a nod either.

I'm sexier than the rest of youse by-far.

[Kaleva]

12. Next time, put the tater in the front of your shorts and not in the back of them

[bluedigger]

14. Wait! The nomination period has closed?

Fuck!:grr: