Pick the name of the next Palin, if there is one (God help us).

[Aristus]

Trigger, Tracker, Pistol, Bubba, Cooter, Willie, you name it, him, her, whatever.

Sorry, I'm coasting on two glasses of Shiraz, and a boatload of V.S.O.P. Brandy...

:beer:

[bluesbassman]

1. Quacker. Works on several levels.

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

2. Fo shizzle, my brother...

Sorry. I say things drunk I wouldn't say sober... :crazy:

[Duer 157099]

3. Twigg

Well, his momma's a Willow after all...

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Tailgunner Adolph Palin. Actually, given...

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...that whole abstinence shtick, it'd have to be Jesus (Pronounced JEEsus) Palin.
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The "(Pronounced JEEsus)" would actually be part of his legal name.
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A girl?
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Heather.
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[Aristus]

5. Heather? Too ordinary, and non-hillbilly.

How about Fern? Or Kudzu?

[pokerfan]

6. Stroker

or Gripper, if female. :)

[SOteric]

7. Crack, ..Frig, ...Barstool, ...Willing, ...Lifer

[jmowreader]

8. Runner Palin

Since all her OTHER kids are named after snowmobile parts...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. Shiraz Palin! Oink Palin, Bloat Palin, Taint Palin, Scrote Palin, Flange Palin, Tang Palin...

Eardrum Palin, Redrum Palin, Palindrome Palin, Bozo Palin, Snots Palin, Ballsack Palin, Goober Palin, JawsOfLife Palin, Shout Palin, Fart Palin, Kneecap Palin, Phlegm Palin, BoneSpur Palin, PainfulRectalItch Palin.

[lovemydog]

17. Flange made me lol

thanks!

[saigon68]

10. Carbuncle Palin

[yankeepants]

11. Quitter

[Amerigo Vespucci]

18. Qüitter...adding the umlaut over the "u" adds that certain "je ne sais quoi."

:-)

[rug]

12. Tetley.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Random words that start with "T" like the others:

Trunk
Tank
Tarp
Thud
Tick
Tube

[lovemydog]

14. Whig

[lovemydog]

15. Smeg

[lovemydog]

16. Dork

(this is fun)

[MorningGlow]

21. That gets my vote

:thumbsup:

[peekaloo]

22. HA! So when the babe is introduced by Mom Grisly she'll say " This

is baby Smeg and I'm Smeg Ma"!

:thumbsup:

[lovemydog]

30. buahaha

[HopeHoops]

19. Slacker

[MorningGlow]

20. Slab

If it's a boy. The Palins seem to think that a blunt-sounding single-syllable name is macho or sumpin'. Or maybe that's all they can manage to pronounce.

[Swede]

23. Godhelpus Palin is a good one.

:shrug:

[redwitch]

24. Biff

Moose, Bark, Tree, Tick, Track, Frack.

[kayakjohnny]

25. Shiv.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

26. Felch Palin, Jägermeister Palin, McRib Palin, Hubcap Palin, John Cougar Mellencamp Palin....

...Snowball Palin (you have to see the movie "Clerks" for the rationale behind that one), Bono Palin, The Edge Palin, Cher Palin, Oprah Palin, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Palin, Blanket Palin...

:toast:

[lovemydog]

31. hahaha

Felch Palin

[The Midway Rebel]

27. Fox eom

[tanyev]

28. Potus

[Graybeard]

29. Screech.

OMG that woman's voice!:banghead:

[Quantess]

32. Tripe