Woman with gun caught masturbating

[Haole Girl]

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/11/vikki_myers_mother_of_3_caught.php

Vikki Myers, Mother of 3, Caught Naked & Pleasuring Herself Outside Red Roof Inn

By Pete Kotz in Bad Moms, bizarre
Friday, Nov. 19 2010 @ 1:31PM

When you're 44-years-old and the mother of three, you've hopefully reached that stage in life where you try not to embarrass yourself -- or have your mind overpowered by the yearnings of your loins. Alas, Vikki Myers has yet to reach this mesa of serenity yet...

She was staying with her three kids at a Red Roof Inn in Naperville, Illinois. That's when a cop arrived at the motel's parking lot on another call. But when he saw a naked woman in a 2002 minivan, needless to say, he thought it was rather suspicious.

He went up to the door and found Vikki nude. She at first claimed that she was merely changing her clothes in the car when she was sighted. But after the officer spotted a loaded handgun, she confessed to retreating to her minivan to masturbate while her kids remained in the room. The cop also found female self-pleasuring devices.

She said she'd just moved to Illinois from Texas, so she was unaware that northern cops usually aren't hip to people driving around with loaded guns.

But here's the difference between northern and southern values. Vikki wasn't charged with public lewdness for her bare-naked activities. She was hit with unlawful use of a weapon.

:popcorn:

[Swede]

1. Happiness is a warm gun?

:shrug:

[guitar man]

2. Hmmm

I'm wondering about the gun. Was it to protect her from passing perverts...or to keep him there if one did show up? :silly:

[rug]

3. She seems happy.

[Kali]

5. ya know...

once again your sig line is just perfect:rofl:

[Orrex]

4. Masturbation is more fun than a barrel of

Wait. What?!?

[edbermac]

6. "Go ahead...make my day."

[JVS]

7. Was the handgun part of the act?

[Lucian]

8. Usually when I think of "cocking the gun..."

I'm thinking of something else...

[kimi]

9. Well

At least she didn't assault the officer with her "device".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/11/sex-toy-attack-gurnees-ca_n_782489.html

Sounds like the women in Illinois have themselves some fun.

[petronius]

10. Stories like this are funny, but it's totally fucked up that it was printed

Nobody was harmed, the crime is minor, but now Vikki Myers will carry this albatross for the rest of her life. It would have been so easy to leave the prurient aspect out completely - both the journalist and the cop are total dicks...

[lillypaddle]

11. "both the journalist and the cop are total dicks"

That's very punny!

BTW, I agree.

[Bucky]

12. My reaction, too. This is not news.

It's a funny story cops would laugh about after work at the donut shop, but does not affect the public.

[Maine-ah]

13. for gawds sakes...

she couldn't have just locked her self in the bathroom and taken a bath?

[Haole Girl]

14. That's what I wondered

But, then I thought, having a gun in a hotel room with 3 children isn't any better. :crazy: