Fun amazon.com reviews

[laconicsax]

Playmobil Security Check Point--http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2/

Excitedly I tore open the package so the little ones could start playing with a model of their future. Boy were they disappointed when they tried to get the "passenger" through the detector but he was pulled aside because he is on the "No-Fly List". I don't see the point of a toy you are not even allowed to play with.

While I'm sure your child will love this do we really want to reveal our security secrets to the terrorists? I bet al-Qaeda is training the next generation with this very product. I am saddened to learn that Playmobile hates America.

I like the basic idea. I applaud Playmobile for attempting to provide us with the tools we need to teach our children to unquestioningly obey the commands of the State Security Apparatus, but unfortunately, this product falls short of doing that. There's no brown figure for little Josh to profile, taser, and detain? Where are all the frightened plastic Heartlanders pointing at the brown figure as they whisper "terrorist?" Where are the hippy couple figures being denied boarding passes? And shouldn't someone be forcing a mother figure to drink her own breast milk?

:rofl:

[txwhitedove]

1. ROFLMAO!!!! "Currently unavailable."

"We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock."

Well damn, now I want one for the kids.

:rofl:

[DebJ]

2. And where are the people in wheelchairs that need to be

hassled?

[DebJ]

3. I hope Keith or Rachel or Jon Stewart pick up on this.

[csziggy]

4. OK, which DUer added this review?

Too long to copy and post here: http://www.amazon.com/review/R10R97A5LU3BDD/ref=cm_cr_dp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0002CYTL2&nodeID=165793011&tag=&linkCode=

[csziggy]

5. Hold it - those dolls are NOT anatomically correct - how is TSA supposed to grope them?