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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 01:14 AM
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My McRib verdict...it really IS like eating a Dr. Scholl's insert smothered in corn syrup BBQ sauce.
Read a review of the "spongy" texture of the meat in the McRib and how it was like eating a Dr. Scholl's insert. There's also been a lot of negative press about the sauce and how it is high fructose corn syrup in overdrive with a vinegar chaser.

But it's $2.50 and probably tastes better than an actual Dr. Scholl's insert, so I give it a 4.5 on a ten scale. The next time I'm hungry and only have $2.50 on me, I might be back at the McDonald's drive through window. I can only imagine what parts of Porky got pressed into the rib-shaped patty and consider myself better off for not knowing.

:toast:

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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 01:23 AM
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1. Guilty pleasure...
I like 'em. :9
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 01:50 AM
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2. Banquet TV dinner -- BBQ boneless pork "rib" patty...
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...and it's been here all along for 99 cents.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 03:46 PM
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11. Thanks for the heads-up - I may need to put a package in the freezer for
comfort-food emergencies.

Of course, you'd better bar your doors and check under the car for bombs, once the McDs minions find out you've spilled the beans... :scared:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 02:16 AM
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3. SCHEDULING Amerigo Vespucci FOR ASS-KICKING
*EGREGIOUS*
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PJPhreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 02:36 AM
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4. McGristle....YUK!! nt
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 03:16 AM
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5. When they come back, I always get one
In Germany it's a standard menu item, or at least it was in 1992 and before.

These are MUCH better with bier, even though the only bier the Berlin McDonalds had (Leben ist nicht nur Doner-Kebap und Currywurst, ja? Amerikanische Scheisselebensmittel is auch gut.) was canned Berliner Kindl, which is NOT the finest example of the German beermaker's art.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 09:43 AM
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6. So... are you gelling?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 02:48 PM
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7. I like my Dr. Scholl's inserts flavored with champagne, thank you very much.
:evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 03:10 PM
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8. McNasty.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 03:23 PM
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9. go out and get some real ribs, would be my advice...
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 03:43 PM
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10. Thank goodnes I hate BBQ sauce.
Guarantees I'll never go near one of those things.
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 03:59 PM
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12. + like Eight Hundred Billion...
Just the thought of one has my tummy Broi-ollin'.....:(


Tikki
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VioletLake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-21-10 04:12 PM
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13. It is mechanically separated pig meat,
formed to look like "ribs" and slathered with "barbecue" sauce.



They're not bad, considering... I had one for lunch twice last week. :P
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