Study Says Speed Humps Can Help Kids

[Wonk]

http://www.abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040330_1406.html

(actual headline)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. I like the "traffic calmers"

which you can actually do the speed limit driving over. But you can't exceed it. People tear through this neighborhood sometimes as if it was a race course. If they stopped at the stop signs, they wouldn't be able to pick up too much speed before they stopped at the next one. So they ignore the stop signs.

[drhilarius]

2. Bad joke

My speed humps have helped make a lot of kids.

[tridim]

3. Ahh speed humps..

Freshmen year in the dorms. Technically we we're kids.

[BrotherBuzz]

4. Oh, Sleeping Policemen

well, that's what they were called when I was a kid.

[LastKnight]

5. best . headline . ever . period . nt