John Hockenberry just read my comments on the air! Nice.

[LuckyTheDog]

John Hockenberry on "The Takeaway" (public radio) read my suggestion for a more descriptive system to replace the color coded terror alert system:

1) Everything's cool
2) Hmmm... something don't look right
3) Umm, we're worried. Be careful out there.
4) Holy crap, be really, really careful.
5) Get down to the basement now.

[gratuitous]

1. I liked Lewis Black's three phase system better

1. God damn it.
2. Jesus Christ!
3. Fuck me!!

[LuckyTheDog]

2. That 's good

But the FCC would not think so.

;-)

[gratuitous]

3. Why does the FCC hate America?

Do they want the terrorists to win because the American people were not sufficiently warned? I'm sure John Boehner should be notified immediately, seeing as how from what I've heard, he's not doing anything important for the foreseeable future.

[Demoiselle]

4. I like it! Congratulations.