'Don't touch my...' Suggest a more self-respecting euphemism than 'junk'

[BurtWorm]

Assets? Treasure?

[yankeepants]

1. Luggage

[BurtWorm]

2. Homeland security

[yankeepants]

3. Coach bag

[UTUSN]

4. HaHAH!1 How about, "Don't touch my self-respecting euphemism!1"?!1 n/t

[BurtWorm]

6. I like it!

:applause:

[HopeHoops]

5. Oompa Loompa

[nuxvomica]

59. LOL!

I declare you the unofficial winner. :rofl:

[704wipes]

7. Croquet Set

?

[sakabatou]

8. Chicken

[BurtWorm]

9. Pistole

[Kali]

10. "...me, motherfucker"

[csziggy]

11. +100000000000000000000

[MiddleFingerMom]

39. !!!!!

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The side of a TSA flying ace groper's car denoting his, ahem... "thumbs WAY up" SCORES
on all the, ahem... Fokkers that were flying in his airspace today.
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[RZM]

12. Fun Place

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. Gun

as in,

"This is my rifle, this is my gun, ..."

:hi:

[mix]

14. I hate that term as much as I do foodie. nt

[NoPasaran]

15. Obama

[MilesColtrane]

16. Baby Maker

[Xithras]

17. Boomstick!

[pacalo]

18. Sex machine.

[pacalo]

19. Private parts, pervert!

[Rambis]

20. Private wand

:evilgrin:

[pacalo]

21. Not without dinner & a movie first & I've got a flight to catch, you presumptuous fool.

[Tikki]

22. Stuff...

What I own..that being either on me or of me or in a close
proximity to me.


Tikki

[BurtWorm]

23. Love pump

[Mortos]

24. Underhead baggage

[Sabriel]

25. Veiny bangstick

Courtesy of Tony Slattery on Whose Line Is It, Anyway?

[kimmerspixelated]

26. Sausage and grapes!

[Capn Sunshine]

27. Family Jewels

h/t Randi Rhodes , who then went on to state "cause girls love the jewels. Not junk"

[rcrush]

28. cock and balls

[WinkyDink]

29. Ego.

:-)

[struggle4progress]

30. Stash? Toolbox? Rubyfruit jungle?

[cherokeeprogressive]

31. Litttle General

[Moondog]

32. Nads. Or, if you prefer, "nadz". n/t

[Bucky]

33. Don't touch my Weapon of Mass Destruction

or I could call it my Weapon of Ass Destruction and nickname it "the WAD"

[derby378]

34. My Ivan the Terrible

Thank you, Dude Manrod:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5q7u40Dyb0

[rurallib]

35. Genitals? too staight forward? toyland, maybe?

[Peregrine Took]

36. Privvy parts. n/t

[caitxrawks]

37. lincoln log?

Eh. I suck.

[txwhitedove]

38. They're called my "Privates" for a reason!

[MiddleFingerMom]

40. Don't touch my t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. Sideways hug, dude.

[MilesColtrane]

42. Yogurt Cannon

Vulgar I know, but it's time to bring out the heavy rhetorical weaponry when dealing with the TSA.

[SOteric]

43. "Goodies"

[MrScorpio]

44. Elephant

It's actually a long joke

[proteus_lives]

45. Tallywhacker.

[Indi Guy]

46. Love Wand...

;)

[XemaSab]

47. Kielbasa

:D

[saigon68]

61. THAT'S THE TRICK

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

48. Doesn't it depend on whether you are a guy or girl?

Guy - Spelunker
Girl - Lunch Box

[Xipe Totec]

49. Ying/Yang

One for each gender

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

50. That works

[Bucky]

51. "Toot toot" (video included)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2gp_BConUo

[Paper Roses]

52. Other words may be more appropriate but this reply was so

quick and off the cuff that it really fit the situation. I think it was funny. If the gentleman in question was coping with an intelligent situation, I'm sure his choice of descriptive words would have been more normal.

His words still make me chuckle.

[KG]

53. Big Ed and the Twins.

[guitar man]

54. High quality goods

:evilgrin:

[blockhead]

55. heat seeking moisture missile

[Kablooie]

56. didgeridoo-dah

[Rowdyboy]

57. "Don't touch my love muscle!" Unless you intend on a happy ending....

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

58. Yankee Doodle

[mikeytherat]

60. Wedding tackle

mikey_the_rat