FU JP Morgan Chase!

[pinniped]

Anyone else get the friendly letter from these assclowns demanding a single direct deposit of at least $500 per month or a $1500 average daily balance? Why do these numbers never change? Isn't it always $500 deposit and $1500 daily balance?

Think I'll just pay the $10 service fee for the privilege of having their stupid name on my ATM card.

Ever since WAMU was forcefully taken over by these NY assholes, they've been demanding more. Their first order was to demand more interest on CC balances, so I closed the CC accounts. Now they want $10 a month, so I say fuck you, again.

I'm closing these assholes down as soon as I redirect my single automatic direct withdrawal to my other checking account.

[Chan790]

1. I don't like them.

Not just because I work for a competing major bank. I hear more horror stories about bad banking experiences in regards to Chase and BoA than I can even recount. It's almost as if their POV is "We're huge and you can't escape us so FU."

My own experience with them is that they suck too. I have one credit card from Chase and it's because they're the sole issuer on Amtrak Guest Rewards Credit Cards (like frequent flier but trains. I'm scared of planes.) and if/as-soon-as they start a second issuer, I'm history.

[denbot]

2. Three words to stop feeding the beasts...

Federal Credit Unions

[cordelia]

3. + 1,000,000 and then some.