Post your carefully coded message to the NSA, DHS or CIA here

[Jeffersons Ghost]

@(#$@) = at NSA

Vsm upi dp;br yjod vpfr?

Can any of you you solve this simple coded message?

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. And then create REAL codes.

DU wouldn't be fun without government trolling

[Capn Sunshine]

1. Hey, NSA

Where's my pension check, motherfuckers?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. you've got to break the code to get your check. don't expect to get something for nothing

this isn't a welfare state! The Republicans control congress.

[Capn Sunshine]

3. That WAS code

someday it will all become clear

[Jeffersons Ghost]

4. O yjoml O ,rddrf i[ yjr vpfr

[Capn Sunshine]

5. ti gnitteg eruoy won ees?

O1 Cour2e T3ere 4 ot5er met6o78

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. biq tiy'ew fwrrubf ur!

[siligut]

21. O yjoml O ,rddrf i[ yjr vpfr?

Not really messed up, as far as I can tell. Just the punctuation marks are confusing. Sometimes they punctuation, sometimes they are letters.


By the way, this is what spellcheck does to your code: O Jamal O ,redraft i[ Jr vp fr?. Doesn't make any sense at all!

[hobbit709]

7. The only message I have for them is in the clear.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. you meant to say...

hp givl upitdr;brd

[Capn Sunshine]

22. actually standard stateside operative SOS

is FUCK ALL OF YOU
so don't abuse the priveledge.

[Brother Buzz]

9. Brother, Brother Beware!

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[Jeffersons Ghost]

11. If your computer starts acting odd, don't blame me

O', ftiml, dp ,u vpfrd ,su nr givlrf i[

[Brother Buzz]

12. X

[Jeffersons Ghost]

23. s gptytrdd sy ,sdsfs

[KamaAina]

10. Ixnay on the omesticday yingspay

:hi:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

13. mp pmr od ys;lomh om ,u vpfr ury!

[KamaAina]

14. Dpttu/

:-)

[Jeffersons Ghost]

17. that's pig-laten. to easy

[Deep13]

15. It's a cold day for pontooning. nt

[Jeffersons Ghost]

16. yeah, let's do that!

The eagle flies at midnight.

And for old-school:

Proverbs 14:23 "All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty."

[Jeffersons Ghost]

18. Here's more old-school:

The raven has flown.

Deuteronomy "But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing."

[siligut]

19. What code are we supposed to solve exactly?

Is this the same as coming in from the field, thinking the exercise is over only to find out the paper plates are tainted? Anyway...vsm upi dpibr yjod vpfr? translates to can you solve this code?
Sorry, I don't write codes.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

20. you solved it in the nick of time.. good going. keep up the good work

[flying rabbit]

24. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

25. those are fighting words

[madinmaryland]

26. WTF?

Keep it simple, so that they understand.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

28. Js[[u Yjsmldhobomh

[krispos42]

27. Sure

                                               OBKR
UOXOGHULBSOLIFBBWFLRVQQPRNGKSSO
TWTQSJQSSEKZZWATJKLUDIAWINFBNYP
VTTMZFPKWGDKZXTJCDIGKUHUAUEKCAR

[IDemo]

29. EFF YOO

[rug]

30. 4Q 2X

[Call Me Wesley]

31. Okay:

8CFAF4ACAB3CEA52

[RandomThoughts]

32. Url to h co a q x in c u o e q

Url to h co;
a cue ex in sea you owe e cue.

Nice memory, an old pool ex, and getting a new cue stick, great little comment :D Still Love you Patty :D and thanks again for that Hubler EH-3 model cue, I could have been better back then, and you always were a bit better then I deserved, we all make mistakes, but they are good memories, hope you are doing good.

On a side note, everyone falls the first time, and everyone runs the first time. I figure those at the bottom of sea were retrieved, and thinking of putting them there was a mistake from bad learning, and was not long in thought, the beauty when seen, is good learning.


I was thinking about my birthday just recently, with a bit of sadness, Patty gave me a pool cue on my birthday years ago, thanks again for reminding me of that memory, whoever posted that. I know I have it better then I ever could have earned, and am glad such better people were around me for so many years, and I believe nothing good ever dies, so there is something special about that comment, thanks.

If anyone finds a EH-3 model Hubler, Irish linen wrap, and diamond inlay, if anyone finds it let me know, when I stared working on the stuff I been doing, I set it down outside a store, never sold it, but probably should have kept it around, and would love to be able to shoot pool with that stick again.

2 hours before my birthday, must be a time zone thing.


(The bottom of the sea comment came from a short couple months of stupidity where I was fighting some spiritual things and thinking casting them to the bottom of the sea was a thing to do, I was weak back then with little understanding, I quickly learned that was wrong, and best information shows that was corrected.)

Fisherman, that actually makes sense now.

[RandomThoughts]

33. I don't think they are coded, I think they are compressed.

there is a difference, not for secrecy, but for best bandwidth usages, figure you just need correct codex decompression algorithm. The marvelous thing is depending on the primer page you have, you see different things.

Part of the keys and doors comment posted awhile ago.

[BlueCollar]

34. (.)(.)

:evilgrin:

[old mark]

35. FU2X - Oy Vey!....nt

[Inchworm]

36. Freedom is Slavery

:+

[Jeffersons Ghost]

37. yjr vto,dpm yofr ;pdy yp sinrtm. Tp;; Yofr smuesy

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. ~Edward R. Murrow