Woman threatens cop with sex toy

[Archae]

What, was she going to buzz the fuzz? :rofl:

GURNEE, Ill. -- Gurnee police said a woman used a sex toy to threaten a police officer.

Police said the 56-year-old left a Gurnee restaurant without paying.

An officer eventually found her lying near a sidewalk, and she told him she had money for the bill at her apartment.

The officer said she went in her room to get money, and came out with the sex toy, held over her head, threatening him.

The officer managed to knock the device away and arrested the woman.

She is charged with theft and aggravated assault.

http://www.wisn.com/news/25767005/detail.html

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

1. I wish they had said what kind

I mean, really, it is only threatening if the cop didn't like the toy. Personally I think a large vibrator could be a threat, but a jerk off sleave...not so much.

[dimbear]

2. Turns out what she was holding overhead was Fabio.

Apparently incredibly strong woman.

[MilesColtrane]

3. Oh boy, are they going to throw the penile code at her for that.

[Ikonoklast]

4. They are going to charge her with

Assault With A Dildoey Weapon.