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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 07:09 PM
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Help? LOUD, intermittent 'jerk' in living room, maybe in closet.
God, I hate Thanksgiving.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 07:15 PM
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1. your latent homosexual uncle?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 07:27 PM
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3. None of my uncles are latent.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-10 12:26 AM
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10. he he!
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 07:19 PM
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2. Whatever you do, don't open the closet door!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 07:28 PM
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4. I'm about to pump exhaust in it.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 08:06 PM
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5. I thought EVERYONE had a canister of this...
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...I "Jerk-Off"{tm} alla time!!! Much more effective than "Deet".
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 08:12 PM
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6. I ran out of that stuff in GD.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 08:16 PM
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7. Loud, intermittent? How many deviled eggs did you eat?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 08:27 PM
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8. I got as far as 7. It would be more except this jerk showed up.
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elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 08:59 PM
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9. Sorry!
Yell 'shut up' when noises appear!!!

:rofl:
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