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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 09:23 PM
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Rodney "TSA" Dangerfield -- "That's no lady... that's my terror suspect."
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 09:57 PM
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1. My wife's cooking was so bad....
...the flies chipped in to help fix the screen door.

You kiddin' me?

My wife was so dumb she looked at the calender and asked me who "June" was. She killed a toy puddle trying to put batteries in it.

And I grew up in a poor neighborhood. I saw this guy, he was rotating the tires on my car...from my car to his! Our neighborhood was in black and white!
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