I've never been late. Anything I should know?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

:shrug:

[rug]

1. The blue line means you're pregnant.

Congratulations.

[Chan790]

2. Really?

I thought the pink squiggly line meant you're pregnant, the two blue lines meant you aren't pregnant and the single blue line meant you'd won the Powerball but you'll never remember where you put that ticket.

[rug]

3. No, no, no. The squiggly pink lines mean you have chlamydia.

[struggle4progress]

4. Also, the double-yellow line means "do not pass" and the squiggle on the dotted line means

a computer forged the signature for a company that bought your mortgage but can't find the paper work

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. If the line is busy, call back later.

[sarge43]

5. The solid white line on your right means you're driving on the wrong side of the road. n/t

[struggle4progress]

6. It's Friday morning, so we'll have a moment of silence for the late Tuesday Afternoon

[Orrex]

7. If you're going to be more than four hours late, you need to find someone to cover your shift

[siligut]

9. The $1.67 is per DVD

And it does help if you call to tell them, but it won't reduce the fee.

[nolabear]

10. You're not the White Rabbit.

Although Alice might disagree. Go ask her.

[era veteran]

11. Wipe your hands on your tires and complain about your

flat tire when you get in.

[Joe Fields]

12. yes. you're fired!

:rofl: :hide:

[Patiod]

13. See if the plane is being held for some other reason

I was late for my first overseas flight, and lucked out that the large school group who was also on the plane hadn't arrived yet, so they held the flight for the kids.

Fly safe!

[lunatica]

14. I checked on your profile just to see if you're a female

LOL! And yes! You are!

[Maine-ah]

15. pregnancy last 10 months not 9.

[Lil Missy]

16. could be cervical cancer

[Ptah]

17. Yes, somehow you must

indicate this is a copycat.

:hi: