The Dude Abides. I take comfort in that.

[FunBobbyMucha]

Knowing he's out there, takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

You?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. The Dude can't complain!

Mind if I do a J?

[FunBobbyMucha]

2. So, you're cool, racially, then?

I'm gonna go find a cash machine...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. That's Mr. Lebowski and the first lady

not of the state but of the..of the country

[felonious thunk]

3. Nihilists! Fuck me.

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. and keeping an amphibious rodent for, domestic, you know, within the city

uh--that ain't legal either. ...

[TXlib]

5. What is this, the stream of consciousness thread?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. It's a Big Lebowski quote thread

Or is it?

[felonious thunk]

7. What is this "day of rest" shit?

What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. 8 year olds, Dude

What's a pederast, Walter?

[felonious thunk]

9. Shut the fuck up, Donnie

You're out of your element!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Donnie - you're out of your element! Dude - the Chinaman is not the issue!

That's fucking interesting, Man!

[felonious thunk]

11. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. This is not the guy who built the fucking railroads

what the fuck are you talking about?

[MichaelUK]

13. Interesting fact

The Cricketing term Chinaman (bowl bowled by a left arm wrist-spinner) was coined by an English batsman who got out first ball to a left-handed wrist spinner who was Chinese who played for the West Indies.

On entering the pavilion, the batsman was heard to sya "Imagine that, getting out to a Chinaman." The name has stuck ever since.

[DS1]

17. oh, and dude, the correct terminology is Asian American

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Mien dispatcher said you have a problem mit the cahbul!

that's why they sent me, I'm an expert!

[Pert_UK]

15. Careful man, there's a beverage involved here!

I LOVE that film!

P.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen

to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

[peekaloo]

18. Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

I've had a bad day and I hate the fucking Eagles!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. That's it GET OUT OF MY CAB!

Stay out of Malibu!

[peekaloo]

22. OVER THE LINE SMOKEY!

Mark it f*cking ZERO!

[FunBobbyMucha]

20. Strong men DO cry!

I've seen spinals, Dude, this guy's a fuckin' goldbricker!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. This isn't 'Nam Smokey

there are rules. Doesn't anybody give a fuck about the rules anymore? MARK IT ZERO DUDE!

[Zomby Woof]

21. they took my rug!

It really held the room together.

[peekaloo]

24. Fuckin' Nihilists with a nine toed woman!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. That's Nox Harrington, the video artist

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey

[greeneyedpookie]

27. From BasketBALL

Dude. Dude. DUDE. dude. DUDE. DUDE, DUUDE. DUUUUDE. DUDE. Dude.

GEP

:bounce:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

28. "I was a roadie for Metallica...

Speed of Sound Tour....buncha assholes!"

[stanwyck]

29. Is this your homework, Larry?

Is this your homework? Is this your homework, Larry?

[Twillig]

30. "I don't like your jerk off name,

I don't like your jerk off face, I don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk off."


I'm sorry, I wasn't listening--The Dude

[CrownPrinceBandar]

31. "You want a toe?...

I can get you a toe, with nail polish, by 3 O'clock..."

[CrownPrinceBandar]

32. "Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling."