If you have a brain in your head

[MrScorpio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6yNhmOKBAM

World's creepiest commercial

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I feel another trip to the ER comin' on...

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[Skittles]

2. they sure seem fixated on their kitchen

WTF

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Out of all my relationships (including a marriage or two), there is only one woman...

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...whom I consider to be "the one that got away".
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(Among other things), our relationship was very, VERY physical. Once,
her best friend and her husband asked us to house-sit for them while
they went on a vacation.
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Upon their return, her friend said that she and her husband assumed that
we had, ahem... taken advantage of EVERY SINGLE HORIZONTAL SURFACE
in the place.
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My girlfriend's quick response?
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"You don't have to dust the top of your refrigerator for a while.'
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(Among other things), can you see why she's "the one that got away"?
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[Skittles]

4. um

did y'all not have your own place? Just wondering.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. We each had our own place...

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...but our friends' place was in a fairly remote location and
they had had trouble with break-ins when they left it for an
extended length of time on previous occasions -- so they had
learned to have someone to housesit and there were no problems.
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We LOVED it and it was kinda OUR little vacation -- the setting
was beautiful.
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And OUR horizontal surfaces appreciated the break.
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[Old Troop]

6. Do you think you can use it alone?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Spelled backwards, it's...

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...Cav-T's OP -- so I think maybe he already has.
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[kimi]

8. What was with the shot with the tire swing?

I don't see how it relates, but what do I know? Maybe the tire swing is where . . . no, I ain't going there. And no shots of a bathtub on a cliffside like all the pill commercials?

Very odd indeed.