Your favourite surprises in the newest wikileak release?

[HEyHEY]

1: An anagram for the Dominican Republic is "I'm on acid"

2: Hugo Chavez once "naired" Barbara Bush. (Direct quote from a Vietnamese official)

[Richardo]

1. !!

:spray:





:applause: + :rofl:

[HEyHEY]

2. Come on dude, I know you got one up your sleeve

[Richardo]

5. So far, it's the revelation that China sabotaged Kim Jong Il's attempt to get on Project Runway

[HEyHEY]

6. They had to, that hair was the nuclear option.

[Richardo]

7. Sure, they say that *now*.

At the time, everyone was concerned that his glasses frames would become the next hipster affectation. :scared:

[HEyHEY]

8. In that case..... we have no choice put to push the button

Sad, all the old men at the Marine Club will be crushed.

[Richardo]

9. Plus, Il was embarrassed and furious when he realized they weren't discussing 'sex party talks'

[tigereye]

3. thanks for a bit of levity on this!

what was the British royalty surprise, though? :hi:

[HEyHEY]

4. It involves alot of sperm, from different people, but with similar traits.

[tigereye]

10. you are somethin!

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

11. I was once. Now I'm reduced something.

Throw mushrooms in and let simmer for ten minutes and it's something again. Ooookay beditme!

[tigereye]

16. whatta ya do, grow em in your backyard?

:rofl: Haven't heard this much shroom talk for more than 20 years!

[flvegan]

12. Iran's purchase of a million packs of Mentos and a million 2 liters of Coke.

Operation: Sweet 'n Sticky would have brought us to our knees!

[HEyHEY]

13. They hosting a cub-scout jamboree?

[flvegan]

14. According to the dossier in the documents

they were planning to set off a "Coke Geyser" at the White House during the Easter egg roll on the front lawn. Oh, the humanity!

[edbermac]

15. Iranian President Ahmadinejad had a 'man-crush' on Sanjaya.

[KamaAina]

17. Bush and Putin got really hammered on vodka

and were just about to set off the nukes when they both passed out.

[Rosie1223]

18. Qadhafi is nuttier than a goddamm fruitcake

I was going to make up something funny but I couldn't top this:

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/11/28/world/20101128-cables-viewer.html?hp#report/cables-09TRIPOLI771

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. Chavez not only "Naired" Barbara Bush's shampoo...

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