My female Bulldog keeps humping my leg

[Suji to Seoul]

FEMALE BULLDOG. . .Humping my leg. How do I get this gender confused dog to stop?

[xchrom]

1. females hump too.

it's a dominance thing -- or it's a neurotic thing.

get thee to a trainer to find out.

[betharina]

2. with my female aussie it's all about being the dominant one.

she humps my male aussie.

[TrogL]

3. get her fixed

[TorchTheWitch]

10. Spayed and neutered dogs will do this too

It's a dominance thing.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. Hump her back.

Seriously.

I know it sounds absurd, but as stated above, she is trying to assert her dominance.

Bark at her. By that I mean yell LOUDLY "NO!" and even make it sound like a loud bark if you can, while pushing her away and then, if you think you can, and I mean that from the perspective of being able to deal with it mentally (cause I know this sounds goofy), grip her with your hands on either side of her chest and get on top of her. I don't mean crush her, but you have to make it clear that YOU are the head of your little pack.

I know this sounds ridiculous, but she is doing it to you for a reason. Do it back to her for the same reason. Otherwise, you'll have a dog that sees you as an equal, instead of the alpha dog in the house. Well mannered dogs know their position. If it isn't clear to them, you are going to have problems.

I've owned Boston Terriers all my life and had an uncut male I showed and finished as a Champion. He tried that with me once. I did what I've described and he never did it again. I would also suggest on occasion that when you feed her, as she gets to the bowl, push her away and put your face right down next to her bowl as if it is yours to eat first. If she growls, bark at her again and push her further away and make her sit. When the point is made, get up, say "go ahead" and tell her she's a good doggy.

Trust me, she'll understand.

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[emilyg]

5. Enjoy.

[Skittles]

6. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME FEMALE BULLDOG ASS, Suji?

LEMME AT HER

[marzipanni]

7. IDK, maybe get her one of these

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/cuddlee_pet_04_ontv.html

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Waah-waah-waah...

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...my (ahem) social life is so sad, I can't even get humped by a speed bump.
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[TorchTheWitch]

9. It's a dominance thing

Spayed and neutered dogs do it, too.

Push her off as soon as she starts and tell her no. YOU have behave as the dominant one over her (no I don't mean hump her leg).