Urgent Request for Vibes! My whicky is leaking

[taterguy]

Say a prayer for me.

[suninvited]

1. vibes for your whicky.

Is that what they call it now?

[taterguy]

2. Thank you!

What is this 'it' that you speak of?

[Kali]

3. penicillin

[taterguy]

6. I was asking for vibes, not medical advice

Are you trying to get my thread locked?

[Kali]

8. too many "vibes" is probably why it's leaking

[taterguy]

10. You seem to be quite an expert on whickies

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Kali]

23. I am by no means a whicky expert (pun!)

but I know a thing or two about leaking.

[madinmaryland]

4. You have a wicky that vibrates?

:wtf:

[taterguy]

9. Shut up and give me some vibes

Right FUCKING NOW

[madinmaryland]

11. Ok. Here goes...

Dear FSM, please give taterguy some spaghetti to lighten his mood up, so that he will be able to shut his piehole.

[taterguy]

13. I'm allergic to spaghetti, dumbass

[marzipanni]

21. You aren't supposed to eat it

You're supposed to self-flagellate with it, silly!



more helpful advice:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20129&page=2

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear taterguy...

Um...before I send you vibes or say a prayer for your whicky...

I want to know just what it is!

OK?

Jeez...

[taterguy]

7. A whicky is that thing

Ya know . . .

Anyway, it's leaking and I'm freaking out.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

12. I'll send vibes but first...

I've heard whicky being for the front (normally this) but there have been a few that used that for the back.

The right vibes require the correct direction front or back. So, Front or back?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[taterguy]

15. Surgical steel vibes, just what I need

:yourock:

[Lil Missy]

16. IF it lasts more than 4 hours, see a physician.

[taterguy]

17. If what lasts for more than 4 hours?

[Lil Missy]

19. your whicky leak

[rug]

18. What color is it?

[taterguy]

26. Will you only provide the requested vibes if it's a certain color?

:wtf:

[rug]

27. No, I just have a morbid curiosity.

Here are your vibes.



Your choice of colors. Please don't tell me what you do with them.

[marzipanni]

20. In order to assess the severity of the condition of your whicky

please complete this questionnaire-
Is it a:
a weak whicky?
a sticky whicky?
a twiggy whicky?
a cyclical whicky?
a too-quick whicky?
a trickle-down whicky?
a Ricky Ricardo whicky?
a whacked-out whicky ?
a wookie (fuzzy) whicky?
or (god forbid) an icky whicky?

[Kali]

22. isn't a leaky whicky

by definition "icky"?

[marzipanni]

25. IDK, I'll ask....

http://www.m8ball.com/index.php?answer=1690408

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. yours ain't the only one, taterguy

is that you Julian?