Beating C-Span Callers With Their Own Bladder

[The Lone Liberal]

In order to achieve optimum craziness I start day with C-Span. Reinforced with caffeine and nicotine I listen to the voice of the nation. This morning was the absolute end! I am sick of hearing the nitwited, lame-brained, illogical, flag waving, goose-stepping, Babbit nincompoops that call in every day using the same tired, hackneyed, trite, second-hand, bromides.

It must be some universal and moral obligation to track these people down and rip out their bladder and beat them about the head with same.

If I hear one of them utter one more time :

The Americans seem to have forgotten about Nine, One-one.

Or, We need to all get behind our president.

Or, All the Democrats want to do is bash Bush.

I put you on notice that someone is going to get hit with a sock full of horse shit.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. I agree that we need to get behind our president.

Itching to give him a good, swift kick to the rear. Right before the Secret Service hauls me away... Hell, Gitmo will be warmer than Chicago.

[Paradise]

2. Great Idea!

(sigh)If only wars could be fought with horseshit!:think: