My poor, poor cousin MTM and his poor, poor wasted life.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Brickbat]

1. OMG, I had a friend who would give people the toe.

He thought it was much more insulting than the finger. He would do it while driving.

[pacalo]

2. As cranky as MiddleToeMom is, sandals would make his life as the town greeter a little easier.

:silly:

[MrMickeysMom]

I, too can give "the toe"

Everyone's good at something... until you get arthritis, that is...

[MrMickeysMom]

3. dupe

[MilesColtrane]

4. I still consider your cousin, MTM, hot despite the familial association.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. She really COULD turn the world on with her smile, couldn't she?

Although the jury's still out on that thing about taking the nothing day and suddenly making it seem all worthwhile.

:-)

[madmom]

5. LOL I can do that.....but only with the right foot.

[Crystal Clarity]

7. Not a wasted life imo... I'd be proud to have such talent in the family.

If you've got 'it', flaunt it!

Question though:
Do distant MFM relations use other appendages to their advantage, or is it *just* fingers and toes? Which of course begs the further question as to whether or not everything has to be in the middle... Is there a PinkyToedMom? Or even more distantly, a BigToedTom?

Or perhaps something different from hands and feet entirely? :shrug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. There's an uncle we don't talk about much...

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...Uncle MDM.
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A real freak of nature.
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Good at giving directions, though.
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[Crystal Clarity]

9. Intriguing. But to whom?

:shrug:

NASA or the Chilean Miners? :evilgrin:

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. He had a gift.

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