Less Ambitious Book Titles

[nolabear]

It's a swipe from Twitter, but when I read about it I got tickled. Post the less ambitious title of a famous book. Here are a few of mine.

The Pretty Good Gatsby
The Earl of Tides
As I Lay Feeling a Little Peckish
The Semi-Soft
The Grapes of Irritation

Lay it on me, Lounge (no, that's not a title).

[madinmaryland]

1. "All the President's Children"

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

2. A tale of Two Towns

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. A few more:

Homer's Short Adventure
Slightly Short Women
Gulliver's Trips
20 Feet under the Sea

[TommyO]

4. "Nice Expectations"

[baldguy]

8. Pretty Good Prospects

100 Days By Myself
Ray & Julie
Boss Lear

[petronius]

5. "Modest Expectations (Or not. Whatever...)"

"A Short Break from Arms"

"The Inconspicuous Man"

"The Quick and Somewhat Uneventful Journey Home from Troy"

"Moby Weiner"

[TommyO]

6. I like modest more than my nice - kudos!

[nolabear]

7. LOL! I couldn't decide on how to reduce Moby. Yours works!

[Duer 157099]

9. Cannery Corner

[Richardo]

10. Catch 2

[Duer 157099]

11. A Christmas Jingle

[Duer 157099]

12. Catcher in the Weeds

[Richardo]

13. The Middle Aged Man and that Pond Over There

[Richardo]

15. Atlas Flinched

[Fire Walk With Me]

208. :)

[Xipe Totec]

456. Good one!

:rofl:

[Duer 157099]

14. A Streetcar named I'll-Take-It-Or-Leave-It

[rbnyc]

237. Awesome! (nt)

[krispos42]

287. "A Streetcar Named 'Meh'"

:-)

[shirleyoujest]

448. A Streetcar Named Slightly Interested

[Richardo]

16. The Canterbury Tweets

[Duer 157099]

18. LOL excellent!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

167. That deserves a Guinness.

[Dr. Strange]

17. Comet of the Apes

[Duer 157099]

19. A Stranger in a Familiar Land

[Duer 157099]

20. Farenheit 98.6

[nolabear]

21. A few more for fun

Fahrenheit 450
Overly Cautious New World
First Baseman in the Rye
Lady Chatterly's BFF

[Duer 157099]

22. Lady Chrysalis

[Richardo]

23. The Life of 22/7

:D

[petronius]

119. That's good! Could also go with "The Life of e"

[Swede]

24. 1983

From Here To Later On. The Translucent Man. :shrug:

[Duer 157099]

25. The Taming of the Even-Tempered Woman

[Duer 157099]

26. The Clerk of Venice

[Richardo]

27. The Red Badge of Assertiveness

[Richardo]

28. Can'tdide

[nolabear]

43. HAH!!

[nolabear]

44. dupe

[Duer 157099]

29. In Cool Plasma

[Duer 157099]

30. johnny got his slingshot

[Richardo]

31. Madame Buterus

[meow2u3]

187. Madame Caterpillar

[Duer 157099]

32. The Fountaindrain

[shirleyoujest]

446. The Watercooler Spigot

[Duer 157099]

Gulliver's Mapquest

[Richardo]

33. Alice's Adventures in Kookytown

[Duer 157099]

34. One Minute of Solitude

[Richardo]

35. The Color Beige

[Duer 157099]

36. To Scare A Mockingbird

[Duer 157099]

37. The Mauve Letter

[Richardo]

38. Heart of Murkiness

[Duer 157099]

39. Squire of the Flies

[Richardo]

40. The Annoying of Hill House

[Richardo]

42. Breakfast at Woolworth's

[Duer 157099]

41. Wimper, The Beloved Country

[Duer 157099]

45. Almost Quiet On The Western Front

[shirleyoujest]

447. War And Armistice

or Border Dispute And Armistice

[Duer 157099]

46. Kitteh On A Warm Tiled Roof

[Duer 157099]

47. Middleaged Yeller

[some guy]

48. Something Peevish This Way Comes

[Duer 157099]

49. The Worldly Comedy

[WiffenPoof]

50. "I'm Okay, You're So-so"

[WiffenPoof]

53. "The Potholes of Madison County"

[Duer 157099]

51. The Newer Testament

[shirleyoujest]

449. The Latest Rumors

The Newest Rumors
You Won't Believe What I Just Heard
He Said/She Said

[Richardo]

52. The Girl With The HelloKitty Tattoo

[Duer 157099]

54. Dante's Sauna

[Richardo]

55. Around the World In 80 Weeks, Give or Take

[Duer 157099]

56. Illness Of A Salesman

[Richardo]

57. The Dispute of the Worlds

[Richardo]

58. The Doggie of the Baskervilles

[applegrove]

59. By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Moped !!

[Duer 157099]

60. Email Of The Domesticated

[Duer 157099]

61. Paradise Misplaced

[Duer 157099]

62. Medium Women

[EFerrari]

103. LOL. Smallish Men, Jo's Teenagers. n/t

[Duer 157099]

63. Journey To The Center Of The Town

[fishwax]

64. Mild Concern and Ambivalence in Las Vegas

[fishwax]

65. Sometimes a Decent Notion

[Duer 157099]

66. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Bathroom

[Richardo]

75. Ha!

I was trying to think of one for that. :rofl:

[struggle4progress]

67. Some Ado about a Little

[nolabear]

68. Assault on the Orient Express

[Duer 157099]

69. Walks with Charley: In Search of A Good Place to Pee

[Duer 157099]

70. The Winter Of Our Ambivalence

[Duer 157099]

71. A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Neighborhood

[Duer 157099]

72. The Deaths-By-Natural-Causes in the Rue Morgue

[Duer 157099]

73. Next-To-Last of the Mohicans

[Duer 157099]

74. The Rumor of Sleepy Hollow

[Richardo]

76. Breakfast of Also-Rans

[Richardo]

77. The Maroon Letter

[Richardo]

78. The Mime of Oz

[Richardo]

79. A Passage to Indiana

[Duer 157099]

80. The Sick Zone

[Richardo]

81. Portnoy's Grievance

[Richardo]

82. The Postman Usually Rings Twice

[shirleyoujest]

458. The Postman Leaves It By The Door

[Duer 157099]

83. A 'See You Later' To Arms

[Duer 157099]

84. Some's Well That Ends Well

[Duer 157099]

85. The Rime of the Middle-Aged Mariner

[Richardo]

86. The Age of Naiveté

[EFerrari]

116. House of Meh

:rofl:

[Duer 157099]

87. Nino Quixote

[Richardo]

88. Sophie's Coin-Toss

[Duer 157099]

89. The Debt Of Nations

[Duer 157099]

90. The Economic Crisis of the Roman Empire

[Duer 157099]

91. Self-Esteem and Racial Profiling

[Duer 157099]

92. Thus Tweeted Zarathustra

[nolabear]

99. LOL!

[Duer 157099]

93. Einstein's Opinion of Relativity

[Duer 157099]

94. Jean-Paul Sartre: No Exit Sign

[Duer 157099]

95. Alexis de Tocqueville: Democracy in America's Past

[nolabear]

96. Lola

[nolabear]

97. All the Duke's Boys

[nolabear]

98. A Trickle Runs Through It

[Aristus]

100. The Last Of The Grape Juice.

B-)

[EFerrari]

101. Sense and Pickiness.

Beliked

The Poisonwood Pamphlet

[Duer 157099]

102. One Hundred and One Nights

Including beloved stories, such as:

Aladdin's Pretty Cool Lamp
Ali Baba and the Four Thieves
The Two Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor

[Richardo]

104. Last of the Mojitos

[EFerrari]

105. Jog River, Play it as it Sits There, The Next to the Last Thing He Wanted.

[Duer 157099]

106. The Federalist Emails

[Duer 157099]

107. The Voicemail of Cthulhu

[Duer 157099]

108. A Clockwork Tangerine

[EFerrari]

109. War and Truce

[EFerrari]

110. Lady Chatterley's Dinner Date

[rbnyc]

249. Good One (nt)

[Duer 157099]

111. Gone With The Breeze

[Duer 157099]

112. Intern Zhivago

[EFerrari]

113. The Countess of Pembroke's Backyard

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

114. The Color Mauve

[Duer 157099]

115. For Whom The MP3 Tolls

[Duer 157099]

117. Private Horatio Hornblower

[EFerrari]

118. The Sound and the Tantrum

[Duer 157099]

120. Breakfast of Runner-Ups

[EFerrari]

121. Their Eyes were Looking Up

[Duer 157099]

122. David CopperAlloyField

[EFerrari]

123. Little House in the Sticks

[Withywindle]

261. And its sequel, Little House on the Golf Course

[shirleyoujest]

450. And finally, Rental On The Green

or Fixer Upper Behind The Wallmart

[Duer 157099]

124. The OK Gatsby

[Duer 157099]

125. Treasure Atoll

[some guy]

126. Les contrarié

or something like that.

[Duer 157099]

127. The .jpg of Dorian Gray

[Bertha Venation]

218. LOL

[Duer 157099]

128. By The Road (Jack Kerouac)

[shirleyoujest]

459. In The Gutter (Again) by Jack Kerouac

[Duer 157099]

129. The Aluminum Drum

[Duer 157099]

130. Tinker Tailor Soldier Whatever

[shirleyoujest]

451. Y

MCA!

[Duer 157099]

131. The Sufficient Earth (Pearl S. Buck)

[Duer 157099]

132. Of Canine Bondage

[Duer 157099]

133. Wuthering Widths

[wickerwoman]

134. The Slightly Inconvenient Lightness of Being

[EFerrari]

135. Middlestroll

[EFerrari]

136. The Milagro Bean Field Tiff

[EFerrari]

137. Howard's Mid-Section

[EFerrari]

138. The Dish of Nat Turner

[Duer 157099]

139. One Flew Under the Cuckoo's Nest

[Duer 157099]

140. Sons and BFFs

[Duer 157099]

141. Animal Garden

[Joe Fields]

142. On The Sidewalk

[Duer 157099]

143. The Space Machine (HG Wells)

[EFerrari]

144. The Dayrunner of Alice B. Toklas

[Joe Fields]

145. The Heck's Angels

[EFerrari]

150. LOL

[Duer 157099]

146. Profiles in Compromise (by JFK)

[Duer 157099]

147. Born on the Third of July

[Duer 157099]

148. The Communist Book of Suggestions (K Marx)

[EFerrari]

149. Ovid's Makeovers

[Duer 157099]

151. White Like Me

[EFerrari]

152. Player Kazoo

[Duer 157099]

153. An Excruciatingly Long History of Time

[EFerrari]

154. Something Could've Happened

[Duer 157099]

155. Waiting For Godot To Update His Facebook Status

[Duer 157099]

156. Long Day's Journey Into DU

[Duer 157099]

157. The Irrelevence of Being Earnest

[Duer 157099]

158. Our Gated Community (Thornton Wilder)

[bluesbassman]

159. Fear and Annoyance in Las Vegas

[XemaSab]

160. A Group of Morons

.

[XemaSab]

161. Absalom

.

[XemaSab]

162. Tropic of Benign Growth

.

[XemaSab]

163. The Socket-wrench Club

[XemaSab]

164. Triassic Park

[XemaSab]

165. Self Esteem and Non-open-mindedness.

.

[pinboy3niner]

166. Nine Little Indians

[dimbear]

168. ET: Latin for And n/t

[jobycom]

169. Jim Bob Shrugged.

[jobycom]

170. On the Classification and Analysis of Possible Original Connections Amongst a Few Critters.

[jobycom]

171. The Other Other Boleyn Girl

[jobycom]

172. The Stuff That DaVinci Might Have Been Hinting At.

[jobycom]

173. The Sun Rises More Than the You Know What.

[jobycom]

174. Veganhouse Five.

[XemaSab]

378. Laughterhouse Five

:P

[XemaSab]

175. The Name of the Petunia

.

[sarge43]

176. The Canterbury Gossips

Some Remaining Mohicans

The Quarrel of the Neighborhood

The Sketch of a Craftsman as a Kid

Post-It Note of the Cold Season

From Somewhere to a Long Time

The Rain Shower

[pinboy3niner]

177. Dinghy of Fools

[pinboy3niner]

178. Larry of Arabia

[NoPasaran]

179. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Warm Milk

[NoPasaran]

180. The Tibetan Book of the Boring

[NoPasaran]

181. Uncle Tom's Cabana

[NoPasaran]

182. Homage to Catatoniac

[NoPasaran]

183. Diary of a Mad Housepet

[NoPasaran]

184. Steal This Pamphlet

[Richardo]

185. The Princess SO

[EFerrari]

186. I Heard the Owl Mention Me in Passing

[Phentex]

188. The Bananas of Wrath...

:)

[Richardo]

189. The Adventures of Huckleberry Swede

[MilesColtrane]

190. "Crime and Book Deal"

[MilesColtrane]

191. "A Farewell to Insults"

[MilesColtrane]

192. "The Dog Catcher of Casterbridge"

[MilesColtrane]

193. "The Agita of Ivan Ilych"

[MilesColtrane]

194. "The Last Temptation of Larry"

[bif]

195. Catch-21 or so

[MilesColtrane]

196. "A Rec/Unrec of Pure Reason"

[LeftishBrit]

197. 'Somewhat Realistic Expectations'

'Paradise Mislaid'

'A Teeny Amount of Ado About Nothing'

'Middle Manager of the Flies'

'Slight Overheating of the Vanities'

'Call of the Not Fully Domesticated'

[YankeyMCC]

198. Police Action and Cease Fire

[LeftinOH]

199. "Are you there Facebook? It's me, Margaret"

[EFerrari]

200. The Long Dark After School Snack of the Soul

[Rabrrrrrr]

201. Like in the Time of Sore Throat

[Rabrrrrrr]

202. The Fairly Decent Ambersons

[Rabrrrrrr]

203. Perceval and the Somewhat Important Dixie Cup

[Rabrrrrrr]

204. Most of the Book of King Arty and of His Decent Enough Knights of the Irregularly Cobbled TV-Tray

[lildreamer316]

386. That's it; your last few have had me in tears.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[meegbear]

205. The Sound and the Furry

[NoPasaran]

206. Mastering the Art of French Microwaving

[NoPasaran]

207. The Sword In The Cheeseball

[foxfeet]

209. Dan Quixote.

[Richardo]

210. Ha!!

:rofl:

[Duer 157099]

213. Dan Juan

[bookworm65t]

211. Ego and some Harsh Feelings

Some Talking To
Northhangar Prayer Room
Logic and Non-Logic

Got my Austen on!

:bounce:

[EFerrari]

236. LOL

[Duer 157099]

212. The Civil Union of Heaven and Hell

[Duer 157099]

214. O on a Grecian Urn

[Duer 157099]

215. The Saunter of the Light Brigade

[Duer 157099]

216. Lord Jimmy

[Duer 157099]

217. The Screwtape Post-Its

[LeftishBrit]

219. A Bit of Unpleasantness in the Cathedral

Dostoyevsky: Naughtiness and Tellings-Off

Tolstoy: Argument and Peace

[nolabear]

220. The Kitten, the Kvetch and the Suitcase

[nolabear]

221. All the Plain Ponies

[foxfeet]

222. Bury My Heart at Torn ACL.

[nolabear]

225. HAHAHA!! Oh dear...

[nuxvomica]

223. He

[nuxvomica]

224. A Room with New Drapes

[nuxvomica]

226. Harry Potter and the Half-Pint Prince

[foxfeet]

233. Harry Potter and the Half-Assed Prince.

[nuxvomica]

303. Harry Potter and the Halftone Prints

[nuxvomica]

227. Harry Potter and the Breezeway of Secrets

[bluesbassman]

231. Harry Potter and The Cobbler's Stone

[Arugula Latte]

275. Harry Potter and the Order of the Cheesesticks

[bluesbassman]

291. Harry Potter and the Detainee of Azkaban

[nuxvomica]

301. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hula Hoops

[XemaSab]

379. Harry Potter and the Philosopher, Stoned

[nuxvomica]

228. As I Lay Not Feeling So Good

[nuxvomica]

229. The Pancreas of Darkness

[TheCentepedeShoes]

230. A Navelfull of Lint

[foxfeet]

232. "Fanny Speed Bump: Memoirs of a Woman of Better than Nothing, I Guess."

[bluesbassman]

234. The Maltese Lovebird.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

235. Jude the Fairly Well-Known.

Self-doubt and Tolerance
The Red Badge of Trepidation

[begin_within]

238. The Heteroble

[begin_within]

239. The Acoustic Kool-Aid Astringent Test

[nolabear]

256. HAHAHA!! Beautiful! (Have to admit lots of them are making me lol)

[begin_within]

240. The Old Man and The Bathtub

[begin_within]

241. Some of the Things You Occasionally Wanted to Know About Sex, But Didn't Feel Like Asking

[begin_within]

242. The Communist Wish List

[begin_within]

243. The Bat-Boy in The Quinoa

[begin_within]

244. How to Win Acquaintances and Influence Midgets

[begin_within]

245. James and the Fairly Large Apricot

[begin_within]

246. 1983

[rbnyc]

247. More (Read me! Read me!)

From Here to a Little While from Now
The OK Ambersoms
Fahrenheit 73
The Neighborhood According to Garp
Acquaintance in the Next Town Over
The Little Nap
Partially Dressed Lunch
Eventually Let Me Go
The Call of the Domesticated

[begin_within]

248. Like Story

[begin_within]

250. The 6 Habits of Somewhat Defective People

[begin_within]

251. The Pedestrian's Guide to The Solar System

[begin_within]

252. Chicken Broth for The Soul

[begin_within]

253. The Amusement of Cooking

[begin_within]

254. The Guinness Book of Neighborhood Records

[begin_within]

255. Something Mildly Annoying This Way Comes

[begin_within]

257. Love in The Time of Indigestion

[begin_within]

258. As I Lay Dozing

[LeftishBrit]

259. The Foreman of the Rings

Idylls of the Constitutional Monarch

Slight Illness of a Salesman

Love in the Time of the Common Cold

The Somewhat Plain Duckling

[Sabriel]

260. The Shot Glass of Amontillado

The Masque of the Red Inflammation
The Tell-tale Nosehair

The Fairly Unsafe Game

[XemaSab]

380. The Pyrite Bug

[nolabear]

262. Sandpile

[nolabear]

263. Half Past Nine in the Garden of Overestimated and Misunderstood

[southerncrone]

264. The Grapes of Indifference

Under the Somewhat Palatable Tree
Squire of the Flies
Handcart Named Desire

[BlueJazz]

265. Star Walk

[begin_within]

266. In Cool Plasma

[begin_within]

267. Of Pygmy Jerboas and Boys

[begin_within]

268. Infraction and Warning This Time

[begin_within]

269. For Whom the Buzzer Tolls

[begin_within]

270. Les Inconveninceds

[begin_within]

271. Go Tell It On The Dirt Clod

[begin_within]

272. David Plasticfield

[begin_within]

273. Alice in Meh-land

[begin_within]

274. The Amityville Chagrin

[begin_within]

276. G for Grudge

[begin_within]

277. Nurse Practitioner Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

[begin_within]

278. The Translucent Man

[begin_within]

279. On the Driveway

[begin_within]

280. Shame and Openmindedness

[begin_within]

281. The Civic (Homer)

[begin_within]

282. Tropic of Cyst

[Speck Tater]

283. Some like it warm.

[begin_within]

284. Green Eggs and Spam

[begin_within]

285. The Gutenberg Chick Tract

[begin_within]

286. Plato's Categorical Denial

[begin_within]

288. The Text Message of The Wild

[Supply Side Jesus]

289. A Scrimmage of Chairs

[begin_within]

290. The Osteoporosis Patient of Notre Dame

[begin_within]

292. Oliver Macarena

[krispos42]

293. "The Beige Furlong"

"The Fractionally Longer than Expected Day"

"Trot Subdued, Trot Shallow"

"The Speck in the Demigod's Eye"

"Dim Streams of the Liver"

[begin_within]

294. Brave Used World

[begin_within]

295. The Count of Reuben

[begin_within]

296. Gulliver's Errands

[begin_within]

297. Uncle Tom's Cabinet

[begin_within]

298. Mangling the Art of French Cooking

[pinboy3niner]

299. Or, more minimal than the others: THE TROPIC OF INFLUENZA

[begin_within]

300. The Taupe Pages

[YankeyMCC]

302. A bridge just over there

[nuxvomica]

304. The Shoulder

[nuxvomica]

305. The Sit

[nuxvomica]

306. The Dulling

[nuxvomica]

307. Salem's Little Bit

[begin_within]

308. A Confederacy of Teabaggers

[nuxvomica]

312. A Confederacy of "C" Students

[begin_within]

309. The Audacity of Nope

[begin_within]

310. 999 Adequate Suns

[begin_within]

311. The Bourne Polite Request

[begin_within]

313. The Pelican Jockstrap

[shirleyoujest]

453. or The Pelican G-String

[nuxvomica]

314. After Many a Summer Burps the Swan

[begin_within]

315. How to Satisfy a Woman Once Every Three or Four Times

[begin_within]

316. Third Base (Madonna)

[nuxvomica]

317. The Moon and Thruppence

[begin_within]

318. Men Are From Hoboken, Women Are From Schenectady

[begin_within]

319. The Beverly Sills Diet

[begin_within]

320. When Harmless Things Happen To Indifferent People

[nuxvomica]

321. Here with the Wind

[nuxvomica]

322. The Pickwick Microfiches

[begin_within]

323. I'll Take Central Park

[begin_within]

324. The Extremely Stingy Gourmet

[begin_within]

325. Swim With the Guppies Without Being Eaten Alive

[begin_within]

326. All I Really Need to Know I Learned In the Neonatal Ward

[begin_within]

327. I'm O.K. You're Passable

[begin_within]

328. How to Be Your Own Casual Acquaintance

[begin_within]

329. The Job of Sex

[begin_within]

330. The Complete Book of Moseying

[Z_I_Peevey]

331. Jane Eh

[Z_I_Peevey]

332. Crime and Probation

[Z_I_Peevey]

333. The Cider-House Suggestions

[Z_I_Peevey]

334. The Puppies of War

[Z_I_Peevey]

335. The Essays of Francis Bac-Os

[Z_I_Peevey]

336. The Girl with the Dragon Study Hall Doodle

[Tuesday Afternoon]

337. Gone with the Breeze

[Z_I_Peevey]

338. Life of Pierogie

[Z_I_Peevey]

339. Mildly Melancholy True Love Story

[Z_I_Peevey]

340. In Know Why the Perched Bird Sings

[Z_I_Peevey]

341. The Kinkade Code

[sarge43]

342. The Middle Manager of the Mood Ring n/t

[fishwax]

343. The Ring Tone and the Butterfly

[fishwax]

344. Dante's Flame War

[Arugula Latte]

345. Caregiver of the Flies

[LeftishBrit]

346. Just So-So Stories

[fishwax]

347. Conference Call of the Wild

[Arugula Latte]

348. By Poe: "The Cask of White Zin"

[Arugula Latte]

349. To Temporarily Stun a Mockingbird

[fishwax]

350. The Long Kthxbai

[Z_I_Peevey]

351. Mr. Sammler's Plant

[Z_I_Peevey]

352. The Member of the Bridal Shower Committee

[Z_I_Peevey]

353. Well-Wishes for Owen Meany

[Z_I_Peevey]

354. Rabbit, Trot

[fishwax]

355. A Fark of the Artist as a Young Man

[Z_I_Peevey]

356. The Adventures of Augie Doggie

[fishwax]

357. An American Melodrama

[fishwax]

358. Boone's Farm, Ohio

[nolabear]

359. The Pretty Special Bible

[nolabear]

360. (as an aside, it's amazing to see how many superlatives are in titles!)

[nolabear]

361. The Heart is a Lonely Insurance Salesman

[nolabear]

362. Go Tell it on the Molehill

[nolabear]

363. A Clockwork Kumquat

[TheCentepedeShoes]

364. The Spy Who Said "I'll Call You"

[LiberalEsto]

365. Pride and Irritation by Jane Also-Ran

The Lords of the Rugs trilogy:

The Gang of the Rug

The 1 and 1/2 Anthills

The Return of the Manager

[Arugula Latte]

366. Abive-Average Heightwise People in the Earth

[Kaleva]

367. Niccolò Machiavelli: The Squire

[Kaleva]

368. Carl von Clausewitz: On Disputes

[begin_within]

369. A Tale of Two Wide Spots In The Road

[BlueIris]

370. The Crystalline Smudge, Zen and the Hard Work of Fixing Your Bike, Someone: The Owner's Manual. nt

[BlueIris]

371. Gatsby, The Whale, 1982.

Which were actual working titles for The Great Gatsby, Moby Dick, and 1984.

[kayakjohnny]

372. Webster's Book of Words

[kayakjohnny]

373. Roget's Book of Similar Words

[foxfeet]

374. The Devil Wears Wal-Mart.

[foxfeet]

375. Der Steppendachshund.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

376. A Shrub Grows in Brooklyn

[LeftishBrit]

377. Aggro on the Orient Express

Brighton Pebble

The Declaration of Slight Autonomy

Minima Carta

[Ikonoklast]

381. A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Neighborhood.

[Ikonoklast]

382. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Rogers

[XemaSab]

383. Of Human Bandage

[XemaSab]

384. The Young Man and the C

[XemaSab]

385. The Lord of the Extra-spicy Wings

[lildreamer316]

387. Tom's End

Yeah,I'm not very creative. :)

[BlueIris]

388. Their Eyes Were Watching Nimbus Clouds.

:hide:

[bookworm65t]

389. The University Of Phoenix Glossary

in 20 volumes, who knew! :)

[nolabear]

390. Georgenstein

[nolabear]

391. The Plexiglass Menagerie

(I know it's a play but what the hell; it's been bound)

[GreenPartyVoter]

392. "Beo-cub"

[GreenPartyVoter]

393. "Ivanrake" Darn it! I just don't have the knack for this, like some brilliant people here.

[XemaSab]

394. Wings of the Pigeon

[XemaSab]

395. I, Cletus

[XemaSab]

396. The Handmaid's Fail

[XemaSab]

397. Blood Baseline

[XemaSab]

398. The House of Lulz

[XemaSab]

399. Sharon Angle of Repose

[XemaSab]

400. The Satanic Tweets

[XemaSab]

401. Finite Jest

[XemaSab]

402. The Bobbitt

[begin_within]

403. Diary of a Mad Houseplant

[begin_within]

404. Sarah, Ugly and Petite

[begin_within]

405. Famous Second Facts

[begin_within]

406. Fear of Driving

[begin_within]

407. Jonathan Livingston Sparrow

[begin_within]

408. Born 49¢

[Capn Sunshine]

409. The Martian Magazine

[Capn Sunshine]

410. The Bourne Shoetree

[Z_I_Peevey]

411. The Snow Day of Kilimanjaro and Other Stories

[Z_I_Peevey]

412. Bound for Enhanced Reputation

[Z_I_Peevey]

413. Mr. Blandings Builds His Makeshift Lean-To

[Z_I_Peevey]

414. Fear of Boarding

[foxfeet]

415. The Flip-Flops of the Fisherman.

[LynneSin]

416. Nit-pickinghouse Five

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

417. Zen and the Art of Tricycle Maintenance

:D

[LynneSin]

418. Atlas Winked

:D

[LynneSin]

419. Where the Slightly irritated things are

:D

[LynneSin]

420. Tolerable Mr. Fox

:D

[LynneSin]

421. Charlie and the Small Plexiglas Elevator

:D

[LynneSin]

422. Charlie and the High Fructose Corn Syrup Factory

:D

[LynneSin]

423. Ivanrake

:D

[AmandaRuth]

424. not a book, but i have some friends that recorded

a pink floyd parody, called - The Not So Bright Side Of The Moon

[Z_I_Peevey]

425. The Time Subscriber's Wife

[Z_I_Peevey]

426. A Visit from the Mod Squad

[Z_I_Peevey]

427. Another Roadside Rest Stop

[Z_I_Peevey]

428. Billy Spongebathgate

[LynneSin]

429. Rush Limbaugh Is a slightly obese mentally challenged person

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

430. Twelve Slightly Annoyed Men

:D

[LynneSin]

431. Lonesome Crow

:D

[LynneSin]

432. In Lukewarm Plasma

:D

[LynneSin]

433. Canterbury Tweets

:D

[bookworm65t]

434. Tumble of the House of R. Kelly

:D

[Akoto]

435. The Manager of the Rings

[rucky]

436. A People's History of Rhode Island.

[rucky]

437. Their Eyes Were Watching TV

[rucky]

438. The Agrinomicon

[nolabear]

439. And the children section: Where the Dirt Path Ends

[nolabear]

440. Horton Hears a "Wha'?"

[nolabear]

441. Trash Island

[nolabear]

442. My Acquaintance Flicka

[deutsey]

443. War and a Tenuous, Mutually Agreed Upon Cease Fire

[bookworm65t]

444. Who's Afraid of Thomas Wolfe?

:)

[shirleyoujest]

445. Misstaters And The Misstating Misstaters Who Tell Them

[Xipe Totec]

452. Bob & Carol & Ted nt

[Xipe Totec]

454. Three Days of the Albatross

[Xipe Totec]

455. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Solar System

[shirleyoujest]

457. The Ten Suggestions

Oh come on now, nobody thought of this yet?!!!

[shirleyoujest]

460. The Joy of Sex - (Alone Again)

[shirleyoujest]

461. The Duty of Sex (Evangelical Version)

[shirleyoujest]

462. The Cloth of Sex (Mormon Version)

[shirleyoujest]

463. The Embarrassment of Sex (High School Version)

[alcibiades_mystery]

464. Lightbulb in August

As I Lay Napping
The Sound and the Meh, Whatever

[shirleyoujest]

465. The Joy of (Being Able To Still Have) Sex And Not Die (Old Geesers Version)

[UrbScotty]

466. MP of the Flies

Get it? MP? Lord?