Ultimate restaurant poll. Which group should be excluded from restaurants?

[trackfan]

Poll question: Ultimate restaurant poll. Which group should be excluded from restaurants?

[OmahaBlueDog]

1. I think both brats and dogs should be served in restaurants

.. as well as Calabrese and Louisiana Hot Sausages

http://www.topdoghotdogs.com/

[Manifestor_of_Light]

2. Smokers. And smoking dogs. And smoking brats.

:shrug:

And smoking pitbulls nursing puppies (who will soon also be addicted to cigs).

[RandomThoughts]

3. There is a really deep metaphor to smoking.

Is that what you were talking about?

[HopeHoops]

4. Republicans.

[siligut]

5. Other: People who smack and slurp when they eat

Or talking with their mouth full or excessive farting, all reasons for expulsion. Of course I am kidding, Mr. Gut does all of this and I take him out to eat often. I just make sure we are sitting away from others, or next to crying babies, so no one pays any attention to us.

[meow2u3]

6. Other: cats

Cats do not belong in restaurants, especially seafood restaurants.

A cat will saunter into the kitchen and steal the fish before the cook has a chance to send it to the server. :rofl:

Kitty will do one of these things to customers: 1) sit by the customers looking as if his or her owners slaves starved'em to death and beg for their meal; 2) jump on the table and steal the best part; or 3) jump on a lap, purring, and begging a customer for the fish/seafood/meat.

In short, cats in restaurants are four-legged brats.

:evilgrin:

[siligut]

10. You would not like Greece

At outdoor restaurants, there is always cats, always. I gave away most of my food, I loved it. Cook asked me I didn't like my food, I said I just liked the cats, he then thanked me for feeding his cat. :rofl:

[BillStein]

7. loud people

of any age

[ZombieHorde]

8. The circumcised should not be allowed in restaurants. nt

[Lucian]

19. Most of those who are circumcised didn't have a choice in that matter.

But I know you're kidding. :)

[Iggo]

9. I like brats.

[baldguy]

23. !

[WolverineDG]

11. the parents of brats nt

[rug]

12. Sushi.

[LiberalEsto]

13. Assholes

The two-legged kind

[Name removed]

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[Ptah]

15. Neither

[MilesColtrane]

16. Non-tippers

[Iggo]

17. You said it.

:patriot:

[Lucian]

18. Kids. By far.

There's nothing worse than eating at a restaurant and some bastard child is screaming his head off and throwing a goddamn temper tantrum because mommy and daddy wouldn't allow him to have pudding, yet they do nothing to shut up the junior son of a bitch.

[snooper2]

20. Anybody younger than 28

And older than 41 :)

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[MorningGlow]

22. Need more info

Is this exclusion from Olive Garden, or all restaurants? :P

[greendog]

24. Lock the screaming brats in the minivan with the rabid pitbull!