Call Me Wesley leaves me the sweetest notes (Part V).

[Heidi]

This morning's entry:



Previous entries:
Don't buy screws. I have some!
Just use the syringe.
I ate some bacon. I am sorry.
Ma bucket. OH NOES!

[Arugula Latte]

1. "But my lips hurt real bad!"

[Call Me Wesley]

3. When I laugh, I'll cry.

;)

[Bunny]

2. Does he have any single brothers? Uncles? Any unattached males?

:loveya:


:rofl: :hi: Heidi!

[Call Me Wesley]

4. No single brother,

and I like you way too much to introduce you to any of my uncles. And they're attached, anyway. Which is a good thing, believe me.

There's one cousin, and he ... nevermind. Too old anyway, even he thinks he might be 18 again since he drives a Porsche. But then, he did have a severe drug problem when he was 18, so he might be stuck a little there. There's another cousin, who, uh, has other problems.

I don't think they really need chap-sticks. :shrug:

[Solly Mack]

5. If you bury his notes in the ground then ten thousand years from now future generations

will find them and ponder the wonder that must have been Call Me Wesley.

[Heidi]

12. No doubt!

:rofl:

Mornin', Solly Mack! Sending you some of the springlike weather we're having down here today! :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. This is priceless, my dear Heidi!

I must confess to being a bit nonplussed (I think that's the right word, lol :P) that you hadn't figured out that he did need chapstick...

I mean, you DO kiss him, right?

Your threads are priceless!

:hug:

[Heidi]

13. Yes, of course, I kiss him.

But when my lips are dry, he doesn't say to me, "Oh, my sweet helpless angel! Let me rush out right now and get you some Chapstick!" He's more likely to say, "Your lips are dry. I'll make you a note to remind you to buy yourself some Chapstick." :rofl:

[jobycom]

7. Somethin' ain't right about that bloke....

:rofl:

[Heidi]

14. Ain't right in all the right ways!

:evilgrin:

Hiya, Joby! :hug:

[jobycom]

38. He does seem to lack a certain monotony, doesn't he?

:)

And hiya, yourself. :hug:

[nuxvomica]

8. The world needs more effective communicators like CMW

He leaves no areas of doubt. :rofl:

[Heidi]

15. He's leveraging all of his synergies in order to bring his message to his target audience!

:rofl:

Hi, my friend! :hug:

:*

[rug]

9. Why did he underline lips?

Is there someplace else he'd use it?

[Heidi]

16. There's just no tellin'

with Call Me Wesley. :har:

:pals:

[kimi]

10. I never knew about these lil notes

but I've been laughing myself silly going back through them.


Re this one, though -- who knocked out his front tooth??

[Heidi]

18. He does have a little gap between his two front teeth, sort of like Letterman.

But he took some artistic license in his drawing. :rofl:

Here's another testament to our dorkishness:
iPhone drama on our patio tonight

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I think I know JUST what he needs.

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First off... if he EVER wakes you up in the middle of the night... and he looks like this...
and ASKS you this... GET OUT!!! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!
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Next.,, this website actually had the disclaimer, "This product contains no chicken poop."
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DAMMIT!!!
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My new pet name for CMW?
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CMPP.
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Call Me Pickle Pucker.
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(He said "picklepucker".)
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Why can't you borrow my Chapstick?
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BECAUSE, IT'S...
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(Get this next one and save it for when he really irks you.)
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(He said "irks")
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And finally (they read with a nationally-audible sigh of relief)...
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...THIS Chapstick is especially soothing for cold sores.
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[kimi]

17. Oh my word

They really DO make Wasabi Lip Balm!!! I thought for sure that was a gag, but it's true!


I don't think I'll Google the Chicken Poop or Dill Pickle stuff, though! :rofl:

[Heidi]

19. A friend of ours brought me some of this (no joke ... and it tastes GROSS)!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdlDb74TwMo

[kimi]

20. "Offered by . . .

are you still with us??"

Oh, ROFL!!

[Heidi]

21. I know!

My friend teaches a communication discipline at a university here and he brought in a Heinecken rep as a guest lecturer -- and the rep brought samples of this lip gloss. A tube of it ended up in my makeup bag. I should throw it out -- it's probably "skunky" by now. :rofl:

[kimi]

22. I hope they still sell it!

I'm going to be in Europe - Barcelona and Paris - next week. I am gonna make a point of hitting every place I think might have this product.

I am SURE to find a man if I wear beer-flavored lip-gloss, right?? :rofl:

[Heidi]

23. I think it was a promotional item,

like a give away. I can't imagine anyone would pay for such a hideous product. :rofl:

Safe travels to/from Barcelona/Paris! And have FUN! You deserve it! :hug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

24. Waddya expect -- it's HEINEKEN!!!!

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Our barracks in Germany actually had beer machines (vending machines
with canned beer instead of soda). Three German beers. Three American
beers. Heineken.
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First to be sold out? The German beers. Next? The American beers. Then,
and ONLY then -- the Heinekens.
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True story.
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[Heidi]

26. I'm really not surprised.

As far as I know, I'm the only person I know who likes Heineken, but I'm sure the two or three I drink per year is not enough to keep a global brand in busness. :rofl:

I think I like Heineken because it reminds me of the 3.2 beer we drank in college in Oklahoma. :spray:

[tigereye]

28. the only dark beer available back in the stone age, other

than Guinness. Heineken Dark. Used to drink a lot of that. Haven't seen any for years, though.


You guys make me laugh. Love it.

[Callalily]

25. Oh my gosh! How precious!

But I think Mr. Wesley has an ulterior motive? :rofl:

[Heidi]

29. Nah.

I just think he was out of Chapstick. :rofl:

Mornin', Callalily! I've missed you! :hug:

[tigereye]

27. so funny, I would love to have some of those!

:rofl: And the illustrations are so cute!

[Heidi]

31. I get, on average, one or two per week,

and CMW just went through a paper crafts phase that netted me:
- One paper Coke machine
- Many paper Godzillas
- A paper "Moss" (character from the British program, "The IT crowd"
- A pink paper trailer house (on blocks)
- A lighted nativity scene prominently featuring not only zombies but Darth Vader
- Several 50s and 60s era, scantily clad male paper dolls saying sexy things to me via Post-It balloon notes

rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

33. The Godzilla was a tribute to Forkboy.

And it rocked. Trailer-parks, that is ...



Oh, and cows, too. ;)

[Heidi]

34. MY plastic cows, I might add.

Where _are_ my plastic cows now, anyway? Did you put them back in my diorama-in-progress, Mr. Borrower? :rofl:

[kimi]

37. Oh this really kills me!!

Those eyes!!!

[tigereye]

39. I wanna see that Nativity scene!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

40. I asked CMW to post a photo.

I don't have a photo of it on my HD.

Mornin', tigereye! :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

41. Here you go:

Bonus:

[tigereye]

42. ya know, I think I saw those before when you posted

but they are still quite amusing! I think I showed my son (who is a huge SW fan, the last one!) Thanks! :D

[eyepaddle]

30. If I could draw, I might leave some of those for my Ms. Paddle,

but instead I have to substitute endearing quips and sweet witticisms....it's probably not quite the same.

Also: HI HEIDI!!!!! :D

[Heidi]

32. Quips and enduring witticisms are WONDERFUL!

Our little secret, just between me and my friend eyepaddle: CMW tells everyone he can't draw. :eyes:

:hug: eyepaddle! :hug: :hug:

P.S. Just thought of this the other day:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3392241&mesg_id=3392644

[eyepaddle]

35. Oh so that was you!

I remembered somebody thought I might be into spanking--but I could not remember who that was! :blush:

Well, I still kayak--but I am a little less passionate about it now that I've had one scary, scary episode (and a few others that had me....concerned.)

Yoga is moving up on my agenda as of late, though! New challenges are nice. :hug:

[eyepaddle]

36. To add: Wow, That thread was a real trip down memory lane.

So many people have come and gone--some go with a blaze of glory, others apparently just fade away.

A little bittersweet to note the passage of time....