Something tells me this is the only website on the ENTIRE Internets dedicated to the Speedo fart.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Demoiselle]

1. Oh damn. What a disappointment.

And I had such hopes! Surely you can design one for us, MFM. It would have to come with audio, of course.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Don't MAKE me Speedo...

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...you wouldn't LIKE me Speedo.
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[Demoiselle]

5. I am rendered speechless.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Don't render me Speedoless...

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...you wouldn't LIKE me Speedoless.
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[MilesColtrane]

2. I own the rights to bananahammockbuttwhistle.com.

I have a crack team of web designers working night and day on it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. He said "team". n/t

[MilesColtrane]

7. Only because "squad" has always sounded dirty to me.

[Kaleva]

8. Was excited to learn all about fast farting but walk away disappointed.