Downsized movie titles

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Since we recently did Less Ambitious Book Titles (and if you missed it, that thread is at http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9593148&mesg_id=9593148 ) why don't we take a crack at Downsized Movie Titles... those movies that would have been made if the budget had been slashed... for a few examples:

The Shawshank Discount
Schindler's Doodle
11 Angry Men
Disagreement Club
It's A Pleasant Enough Life
Resident Alien Kane
The Pocket Change of the Sierra Madre

add your own...

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Minor Accident Now

Ocean's 5

Snow White and the 2 Dwarves

and a visual of a Spielberg film:

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. "GoldFingertip"

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. "International Polyester"

[shirleyoujest]

4. Breakfast @ Zales

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. LOL

[YankeyMCC]

32. del - wrong spot

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. "Monty Garter Snake and the Relatively Religiously Important Cup"

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. "Gone with the Slight Breeze"

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. "The Grapes of Annoyance"

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Some Small Danger"

[krispos42]

71. Indianapolis Smith and the Investigators of the Misplaced Chest?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Not Quite On the Waterfront But with Beach Access

[dixiegrrrrl]

21. Love it!!

[chrisa]

42. Journey to the Mantle of the Earth; Fahrenheit 910.9999999; Lukewarmness; A Bit Factual Grit

A Country Somewhat for Middle Aged Men.

[woo me with science]

118. LOL! nt

[kayakjohnny]

11. The Magician's Apprentice of Oz

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. "Some Like It Tepid""The Seven-Second Itch""How to Catch a Man with a 2-for-1 Restaurant Coupon" n/t

[kayakjohnny]

13. The Really Good Seven

[Systematic Chaos]

14. Ghostpassiveobservers

The Jazz Hummer
Gone With the Gentle Breeze
Chitty Bang
One Barely Managed to Scale the Cuckoo's Nest
The Minordeityfather
The Green Inch
Grass Clippings for Algernon

[Richardo]

15. 1974: A Space Odyssey

[kayakjohnny]

16. Mr. Smith Goes To Fargo

[Odin2005]

72. HEY! This Fargoan resents that remark!

:rofl:

[Richardo]

17. The Empire Punch-Buggys Back

[Richardo]

18. The Street Mime of Oz

[dixiegrrrrl]

19. Stand In Wars

[ScreamingMeemie]

82. ...

:rofl:

[blizz]

150. comedy

[kayakjohnny]

20. The Miscreant Josey Wales

[kayakjohnny]

22. Apocalypse Whenever

[struggle4progress]

23. Five or six samurai wannabees

[Gidney N Cloyd]

24. Snark of the 50 Foot Woman

[kayakjohnny]

25. Hannah And Her Blisters

[Duer 157099]

26. Streetcorner Trek

[Duer 157099]

27. Dentist Zhivago

[LynneSin]

62. Physician Assistant Zhivago

:D

[kayakjohnny]

28. The Maltese Warbler

[Duer 157099]

29. Eyes Somewhat Shut

[kayakjohnny]

30. Marty Poppins

[LynneSin]

61. Mary Poopin

wait, that's a porn movie ain't it?

[Duer 157099]

31. Full Metal Sweater

[YankeyMCC]

33. The Day the Earth kinda slowed down

[Duer 157099]

34. A Room With A Nice Painting On The Wall

[Duer 157099]

35. The Mediocre Journey

[Duer 157099]

36. Earlybird Cowboy

[Duer 157099]

37. West Side Tweet

[Duer 157099]

38. The Big Nap

[Duer 157099]

39. Guess Who's Coming To McDonalds

[chrisa]

40. 2 Men and a Fetus. Leaving Private Ryan. Medium sized. Condo Party. Next Thursday. Thursday the 12th

23.5. Open grass area of dreams. Everybody tolerates Raymond. Caddydoghouse. I enjoy your company, man. The wedding speaker. The Sum of Some Fears. The Guy who Kind of Likes his Country, but not Enough to do Anything for it.

[bookworm65t]

41. The Clerk Of OZ

:D

[bookworm65t]

43. A Really Large Boat

n/t

[bookworm65t]

44. Days of Beer and Dandelions

I've always liked Jack Lime!

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48. Boy that brings me back to college.

[bookworm65t]

45. A Small Earthly Tremor

n/t

[bookworm65t]

46. Who's Afraid of Nero Wolf?

:)

[frogmarch]

47. The Guy Who Would Be a Serf n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

49. ... A*S*H

(think about it)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

50. One Of The Better Stories Ever Told

[Gidney N Cloyd]

51. My Brief Hallway Conversation with Andre

[pokerfan]

52. The Man with the Tin Gun (James Bond)

[nuxvomica]

53. The Knives of Navarone

[Ryano42]

54. Star Trek: The Slide Show

:D

[krispos42]

69. Star Trek: The Powerpoint?

:rofl:

[UrbScotty]

55. Upper Atmosphere Jam

[petronius]

56. Will Ha'penny

[petronius]

57. Hang 'Em Mid-level

[petronius]

58. The Pier in the River Kwai

[LynneSin]

59. KindaOkVille

:D

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60. Larry of Dubai

[LynneSin]

63. Tropical Light Misting Rain

:D

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64. Bob & Carol & Ted & Al

[LynneSin]

65. Ok Mr. Fox

:D

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66. Bend it Like Victoria Beckham

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67. This Is Blood Test

[krispos42]

68. Platoon of Insufficient Light

(highlight to see the original movie)

Platoon of Insufficient Light *** Army of Darkness

The Person of Interest *** The Fugitive

Star Assignment *** Galaxy Quest

Austin Powers: Regional Man of Vague Interest *** Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

The Chemical Medulla Oblongata *** The Atomic Brain

The Assignment of the Lambda Squires *** The Quest of the Delta Knights

The Statue vs. the Recruiters *** Colossus vs the Headhunters

The Barons of Caution *** The Dukes of Hazzard

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70. Pedicab Driver

[Odin2005]

73. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Hide-and-Go-Seek

[MilesColtrane]

74. Partial Metal Jacket

The Man Who Heckled Liberty Valance

Fender Bender (Crash)

Who's A Little Put Off By Virginia Woolf?

Let Just Anyone In

The Hobby of Joan of Arc

A Streetcar Named Boredom

The Misunderstanding of Algiers

Wrist Slap at Nuremberg

V For Vague Disagreement

The Bourne First Proposal

There Will Be Hurt Feelings

[lovemydog]

75. Blazing Saddle

[lovemydog]

76. Black Signet

[JackDragna]

77. Split Decision of the Will

eom

[JackDragna]

78. Debbie Does Her Taxes

eom

[JackDragna]

79. People Who Mildly Annoy The Manifested Spirits of the Departed

eom

[JackDragna]

80. Annoyed Bovine Entity

[lildreamer316]

81. Crap, I think you lost me on that one.

?
Sorry..

[JackDragna]

113. "Raging Bull"

:)

[lildreamer316]

123. ...oh. Duh.

I'm blonde :)

[av8rdave]

83. The Slightly Soiled Dozen

[av8rdave]

84. Jacob's Stepladder

[ThatsMyBarack]

85. The Plink of Music

Disgusting Me
Seeking Nemo
Monster Inc
Race for the Day Charlie Brown
Avalonic
A Christmas Vignette
Center Community Theater Stage
Ferris Bueller's Brief Moment Off

[yankeepants]

86. The Maltese Puppy

[yankeepants]

87. Casabeigea

[Urban Prairie]

88. One Mule For Sister Sarah

A Fistful Of Pennies

For A Few Pennies More

Very Distant Glimpses Of The Third Kind

The Ideal Tropical Depression

Butterknife Runner

Slightly Peeved Max

The Search For Russian Submersible

The Nice, The Mean, and The Homely

Partial Aluminum Foil Vest

Dirt-devil

A Few Things That You Were Slightly Curious About Being Intimate, But Were A Little Reticent To Bring Up.

[lovemydog]

89. Fiddler's Ceiling

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

90. American Aesthetic Acceptability

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

91. "150"

[Z_I_Peevey]

92. It's a Mad World

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

93. Vegetable House

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

94. The Off-Beige Brothers

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

95. Dr. Exoticinfatuation...

Or How I Became Somewhat Familiar with the Reduction of Anxiety and Like the Firecracker.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

96. Mr. Smith Walks in the East Coast General Direction

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

97. Tron: Souvenir

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

98. Who Said Roger Rabbit Farted?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

99. Notfeelingverywello

[Z_I_Peevey]

100. The Dense and Solid Molly Brown

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

101. The Shirtless Gun

[Z_I_Peevey]

102. A Man Called Shetland Pony

[Z_I_Peevey]

103. Peggy Sue Cohabitated

[Z_I_Peevey]

104. Darby O'Gill and the Perfectly Average People

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

105. Scratchface

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

106. The Vector

(Gotta be a math nerd to get that one)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

107. The Average-Paced and the Angry

[foxfeet]

108. I, Toaster.

[Bucky]

109. The Punctual and the Dead (or The Quick and the Injured)

[Z_I_Peevey]

110. Amazon Women at Cape Canaveral

[Z_I_Peevey]

111. I'm Fond of You, Alice B. Toklas

[Bucky]

112. Eastwood double feature: "A Fistful of Euros" and "The Good, the Bad, and the Homely"

He only did those cheap Spaghetti westerns until his breakthrough role in "Unkempt Harry."

[Bucky]

114. Disagreement Club

"The first rule about Disagreement Club is... well it isn't exactly a rule, just a mild suggestion..."

By the way, this is parody on "Fight Club". If this had been a takeoff on the Breakfast Club it would've been "The long awkward silent Saturday detention" and probably would have been an improvement over the original.

[Bucky]

115. The Simpsons Televised Reruns

[Bucky]

116. Z (it's about Malcom X, but only while he's sleeping)

[Bucky]

117. The Lion and the Witch

To save money they skimped on wardrobe

[nolabear]

119. There Will Be Snot

[nolabear]

120. Tiff on the Bounty (Manly Men Edition)

[nolabear]

121. The King's Sp...Sp...Sp...

[callous taoboy]

122. Soaking Wet Saddles

[GaYellowDawg]

124. Star Police Action

...

[GaYellowDawg]

125. The Empire Mildly Remonstrates

...

[GaYellowDawg]

126. The Jedi's Coming Back Sometime

...

[TZ]

127. Outbreak: Psoriasis

The hero is Noxema Creme.

[Rambis]

128. 10 feet under the sea

:evilgrin:

[GaYellowDawg]

129. The Committee of the Ring

...

[GaYellowDawg]

130. The Two Buildings

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[GaYellowDawg]

131. The Return of Somebody Vaguely Noble

...

[GaYellowDawg]

132. Harry Potter and a Pebble

...

[GaYellowDawg]

134. Harry Potter and the Closet of Things Some People Don't Know

...

[GaYellowDawg]

135. Harry Potter and This Dude Out On Bail

...

[GaYellowDawg]

136. Harry Potter and The Mildly Warmed Daisy Cup

...

[GaYellowDawg]

137. Harry Potter and the Order of the Sparrow

...

[GaYellowDawg]

138. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Mayor

...

[GaYellowDawg]

139. Harry Potter and the Somewhat Alarming Hallows

...

[Rambis]

133. The Inconvenient Lightness of Being (nm)

x

[lovemydog]

140. Supergnat

[Z_I_Peevey]

141. Midday Cowboy

[Z_I_Peevey]

142. An American in America

[Z_I_Peevey]

143. The Kinda Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and

[Z_I_Peevey]

144. Became Reasonably Certain Zombies

[flvegan]

145. Mediocrefellas.

[flvegan]

146. The Amityville Slightly Scary Event

[flvegan]

147. Silence of the Lambswool Blanket

[mwooldri]

148. The Sound of Something (but it ain't music)...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

149. There Will Be Paper Cuts.

Galloping Bull
Rickshaw Driver

[NoPasaran]

151. How The West Was Compromised

[NoPasaran]

152. A Bridge Just Far Enough

[NoPasaran]

153. The Andromeda Stain

[NoPasaran]

154. Bridge On The River Pecos

[NoPasaran]

155. The Day Just As Long As Any Other Day

[pscot]

156. Clearcut Gump