Better play it safe - don't stop anywhere within 1000 feet of this sign. Ever.

[Richardo]

[NoPasaran]

1. Looks like you're begging for jail time just for reading it!

[Bunny]

2. My god that's confusing!

Don't even slow down to read it - just keep moving. :scared:

[tigereye]

3. is that in New York City?

:rofl:

[Richardo]

4. I'm guessing NY or SoCal - it looks like the building is "Director's Guild of America"

:hi: tigereye!

[tigereye]

6. hey, how's it going? Good to see you, as always!

:hi:

[struggle4progress]

9. It's the huge DGA building in LA

[underpants]

11. It's an homage to coke-fueled misdirected movies of the 70's

in other words - IT'S ART!

[Brother Buzz]

5. My vehicle was impounded while I was just reading the sign.

:crazy:

[IcyPeas]

7. the sign should just tell you when you CAN park (is this real?)

[bluesbassman]

8. They should just attach an automated ticket dispenser too.

Save a lot of time for all concerned. :eyes:

[texanwitch]

10. One sign would do.

Don't park here at any time.

:rofl:

[dimbear]

12. Reminds me of the signs along the Alcan highway.

"Don't stop here, roll up your windows. "

They put them up to remind you you are driving through poison gas clouds. Methane, I guess.

It's cheery.

[applegrove]

13. LOL!

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. It's not that bad. Dig:

From top to bottom:

No Stopping 7 to 9 AM or 4 to 7 PM on either side of the sign. That's AM and PM rush hour, yall.

To the left of the sign you can park for 1 hour from 9am to 4pm and 7pm to 9pm Mon thru Fri. Again, watch out for rush hour. On saturday you can park for an hour from 8am to 9pm. Sweet!

To the right of the sign you can park for one hour from 9am to 4pm Mon thru Fri and 8am to 7pm on Saturday. What, do they check to see how long you have been parked? Oh motherfuck for goddamn sure they do, and with great gusto!

To the right of the sign from 7pm to Midnight you can load and unload passengers and not get yelled at by the cops cuz that ain't the same as parking.

But you can not park from 12mid to 7am Saturday or Sunday so just buy yourself a house with a garage you deadbeat you.

Finally, some bullshit is going down on the street so there is a temporary sign in place telling you that there is no stopping at all (not even loading or unloading passengers) from 11am to midnight on for fuck's sake Monday only.

Rocket science it ain't.