(on edit: These take a while to set up. Please kick them now and then when they sink)
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Little MiddleFingerMom was a precocious child... and he knew what he liked early on.
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Little MiddleFingerMom wasn't ALWAYS so smooth. For example, he never got the hang of making snow angels.
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.Even as an adult, MiddleFingerMom wasn't ever what you'd call a "winter person".
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.Despite his animal magnetism, there were times in his life when MFM spent WAY too much time alone.
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At other times, MFM just KNEW he had plenty of kindred spirits.
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.There were definitely times in MiddleFingerMom's life when he didn't feel in control of his own destiny.
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Internet porn did not provide the solace for which MiddleFingerMom had hoped.
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MiddleFingerMom had a short modeling career and was, sad to say, quite right-leaning thru those years.
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MiddleFingerMom even had a short VERY unsatisfying career as a Mexican wrestler.
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MiddleFingerMom was also quite the artist.
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I'm happy to say that, despite all his wanderings (perhaps because of them) MFM has found his one true love.
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