Razzie awards announced. Guess they don't like Twilight, SATC or M. Night

[LynneSin]

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2011/01/the_razzie_nominations_eclipse.html

Worst Picture
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
Sex & the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Worst Actor
Jack Black -- Gulliver's Travels
Gerard Butler -- The Bounty Hunter
Ashton Kutcher -- Killers and Valentine's Day
Taylor Lautner -- Eclipse and Valentine's Day
Robert Pattinson -- Remember Me and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Worst Actress
Jennifer Aniston --The Bounty Hunter and The Switch
Miley Cyrus -- The Last Song
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon -- Sex & the City 2
Megan Fox -- Jonah Hex
Kristen Stewart -- Eclipse

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Alba -- The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine's Day
Cher -- Burlesque
Liza Minnelli -- Sex & the City 2
Nicola Peltz -- The Last Airbender
Barbra Streisand -- Little Fockers

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus -- The Spy Next Door
George Lopez -- Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door and Valentine's Day
Dev Patel -- The Last Airbender
Jackson Rathbone -- The Last Airbender and Eclipse
Rob Schneider -- Grown-Ups

Worst Eye-gouging Misuse of 3-D
Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Nutcracker 3-D
Saw 3-D

Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler -- Bounty Hunter
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent -- Jonah Hex
The Entire Cast of The Last Airbender
The Entire Cast of Sex & the City 2
The Entire Cast of Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Worst Director
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer -- Vampires Suck
Michael Patrick King -- Sex & the City 2
M. Night Shyamalan -- The Last Airbender
David Slade -- Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Sylvester Stallone -- The Expendables

Worst Screenplay
Last Airbender
Little Fockers
Sex & the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Sex & the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

[hobbit709]

1. looks about right to me.

[siligut]

2. It was a Robert Rodriguez film, goddammit

Razzie-ing Jessica Alba or anyone for that matter, for a Robert Rodriguez film is just wrong. All Robert Rodriguez films should be exempt by law. If you haven't rented Machete yet, it is a funhouse ride.

[LynneSin]

3. I think they were just slamming Jessica Alba, the movie didn't get any other nominations

seems Ms Alba doesn't pick alot of winning movies to be in.

[siligut]

6. She is nice to look at and she follows directions

That is as much as I can tell about Jessica Alba. And certainly she could be included in the Razzies for some of her other work. My problem is including anyone from a Robert Rodriguez film. His films are like Orrex, if you don't like it, you don't get it. I do not give anything/anyone else this pass, especially not those guys on Top Chef who always say that the judge didn't get it, I don't buy that excuse.

[EOTE]

7. I totally agree.

About Machete as well as Jessica Alba. Frankly, I'd happily watch Jessica Alba read from a telephone book. I was kind of forced to see "Little Fockers" (don't ask) and while the movie itself was pretty bad, having Jessica Alba in it made it far more watchable.

[CBGLuthier]

10. .Jessica Alba sucks the life out of every movie she is in.

[fishwax]

15. I think it's more about her body of work for the year

But, yeah, Machete was great fun. :bounce:

[siligut]

16. Yes, I get that now, thanks

It's about Jessica, not the film. However, judging acting in a Robert Rodriguez film isn't as straight forward as any other analysis. That is more my point, just don't include Robert Rodriguez in any capacity, 'cause chances are, you don't know what you are talking about.

Watched Machete a few times, still shaking my head ;)

[HappyMe]

4. They hit the nail on the head.

[Lucian]

5. I don't see how they're wrong with this.

All the actors in all of those movies suck, especially those god-awful Twilight actors.

[HappyMe]

8. Yup. Somebody needs to tell that Stewart

girl that looking like you are having a seizure is not acting.

[LynneSin]

12. She's trying to do that 'teenage angst' thing that Neve Campbell did in 'Party of Five'

only problem is Neve did it first and way better. Stewart is nothing more than an annoying copy cat

[Lucian]

13. She can't act.

She has no personality. She's dry. She just sucks.

Acting shouldn't be her first choice of job. She would be better suited to do something else, like maintenance at a high school.

[Iggo]

9. 'Josh Brolin's Face and Megan Fox's Accent'

Now that's funny.

[LynneSin]

11. What's funny is Josh Brolin is an amazing actor

Megan Fox just sucks the skillz out of him.

[meegbear]

14. I take umbrage with "Vampires Suck" for Worst Picture ...

it was a cheap ripoff of the "Scary Movie" style of comedy. The rest aren't and I think a movie which is trying to get yucks for being a bad movie shouldn't be in it.

[gratuitous]

17. Clash of the Titans?! Sacrilege!

You know what to do, and yes, it involves the kraken.

[jmowreader]

18. Big problem here...

Why did "Little Fockers" not get nominated for worst picture and worst sequel? Just from the commercials and trailers you know that godawful thing is going to depress sales of vacuum cleaners dramatically. Why buy a $150 vacuum cleaner when you can wait until "Little Fockers" hits the $5 bin at the local Walmart and glue the DVD to the end of a broomstick?

[Bake]

19. I'd say they nailed it.

But then that's just me.

Bake

[femmocrat]

20. They really hated "Sex & the City 2"!

I liked the first movie; haven't seen the second one.

[Blue_Tires]

21. tough choices this year...

i didn't even see any of them...

[PassingFair]

22. Have to vote "Last Airbender" for worst screenplay.

Horrible, horrible narration and
unnecessary supers setting up
EVERY SCENE.

I cut it a lot of slack because
it was an adaptation from a
kids cartoon, but even the KIDS
were insulted by this condescending
script.

I like the special effects in it, though,
and I'm a big fan of the original animated
series.

I'm sorry they made such a hash-up of
this, because I would have loved to see
sequels.

[Initech]

23. Friedberg and Seltzer should get a lifetime achievement award.