Monday, January 24th 2011
And God's Response Was, "Just Stop!
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Jessica Simpson got on her knees Saturday night, held her BlackBerry tight and then delivered a prayer Tweet to God thanking him for giving her such a wonderful gift. No, bitch didn't thank God for giving her a billion dollar fashion line even though she dresses like a fat toddler from the early 80s. Jessica also didn't thank God for giving us the all-you-can-eat baked potato bar. This is what Jessica thanked God for:
Saying my prayers before bedtime...Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush...laying my hands upon it with peace :)
2:56 AM Jan 23rd via ÜberTwitter
And you thought you got a lot of useless shit in your inbox. This is the crap God has to deal with.
Submitted by KA on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:59pm.
TUSH? Ick. How anyone could spend their time with her is beyond me. She's way too annoying. But maybe the people that actually follow her stupid tweets are even more pathetic? I don't follow celebrities so I don't know...
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Submitted by JudyT on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 2:51pm.
Jessica, next time you pray to the Lord ask him for some self esteem.
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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 2:14pm.
It's going to get flabby really quickly if she keeps paying for all those expensive meals and letting him laze around on the coach all day.
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Submitted by Night Owl on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 2:05pm.
I hope his ass is better than his face, that is one ugly mug!
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